To be a Richard or Not to be that is the question have about Beef's stew.

You know how it is when things get hot and heavy behind the zipper. Okay, perhaps you don't but Beef leads the WA crue to find out. He'll bet his catapiller on getting to the bottom of things.

There are times when true life is stranger than fiction. Enter into a world of just such an occurance with the life of Olympic ski jumping and their expanding junk. You heard me - real life man.

Today Beef and Rita go it alone on the show and carry the freak flag forward! We love them because that is just how they do it!

Praise be to the lords of the podcast, Abby is back home on the mic this week and joins us for a show! What is it about? Well I think there is some lists, swinging and Jake is confused at some point. You know, the usual. 

Tis better to have seen b00bs and lost than never to have seen them at all. This is true in the bards time just as its true today. Be excellent to each other - and party on dudes! Hey, do you think John Wick is what would have happened if Ted went to military school? I mean, it could be a thing if the whole music that changes the world doesn't happen. 

All I can tell you about the cast this week is - They're gonna rip it off. Takin' their time right behind my back and I'm talkin' to myself at night because I can't forget back and forth through my mind, behind a cigarette. The message comin' from my eyes says, "Leave it alone!" But you don't have to take my word for it - take a look, its in a book. Wait, thats wrong somehow. Perhaps listen to the show while I sort this out.

Ever wonder if marketing was always the same throughout time? Like take it back a step, 'Do your dinner parties end in random stabbings with all those sharp knives? Then my friend try the new invention sweeping the land - FORK, from the makers of Spoon!' No, Just me then? Fine be that way. So Beef, Jake, and Rita entained a guest on the show today - Matt. I bet Matt get my humor! 

As my man Luda once postulated "How you ain't gon' f*ck? B1tch I'm me I'm the crom damn reason you in V.I.P. CEO, you don't have to see ID I'm young, wild, and strapped like Chi Ali
Blaow, we ain't got nothin' to worry about Whoop ass, let security carry 'em out. Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless. Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace." And there ends the lesson my children. Go now, seek thirds and break a KitKat into fourths. 

Its our first cast of 2026 and you can bet its our best! I mean you could bet that way but odds in Vegas are against it. You ever been to Vegas? Its pretty cool but the food isn't as good as they say it is. I went to Ceasers Palace once and saw absolutley no christians being thrown to lions and no senate stabbings - I felt lied to. 

So lets talk a little turkey for Xmas/New Years here. Did I edit this cast, the answer is yes. It is here and I did make the file. Did I listen to anything but the start and the finish and make it clip in to the intro and outro? I did not. I'm assuming what happened was the kind of audio magic that only happens once in a generation. The kind of show that will cure herpies and end world hunger. That is what I, and I'm sure you, are looking forward to. Enjoy!

Hey its holiday time and we have a cast for you. Because we are cool like that. You know Beef loves you but Jake, maybe not. Rita is just a glowing ball of patienence.

Do we know whats going on? We do not. Do we want to know? We do not. We just do like we do and hope Rita can pull us back from the fire. 

Thanksgiving is upon us. Okay thanksgiving is more than upon us, its behind us. So as we peer into the rearview and look into the eyes of the casts favorite holiday we pay tribute to the sexy pilgram - You're Welcome!

Have you ever wondered what happens inside our brain when we read news on the cast and start to drift? Then wonder no more my friends for your answer lies within!

Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel it. And there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna' lead. Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we 'member who we was and where we came from... but most of all we 'members to post this cast cuz we been forgett'n to post it.

I bet you think this is a normal day and a normal cast. I'll bet you think your life can't be changed by a single cast in one fateful hour. Well, in this case you would be correct but we tried anyway.

Get ready, get out your dollar bills ya'll, here comes Hamstering. Yep its a new term ready for primetime and the Crue break it down like a fraction for you. We are truly doing the lords work out here.

Is that the dulcet tones of a frenchman we 'ere? Why Yes it is! Our longtime friend of the show Wing stops by along with Abby in what shall hencefoth be know as mostly middle-age people trying to get cameras working. Oh yeah, its a time to be alive!

Doth mother know you wearth her drapes? Does father knowith where my nut has sallied forth? Is this our best work - Jake has questions. Is it a show - for sure!

What do Mall Rats and rubbing the bean have in common? Only Jake and Beef can connect those dots in this weeks thrilling episode of WA! Yes join us for the quality you've come to expect from this comedy powerhouse!

Hey kids do you like violence? Do you want to see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Just kidding but there is talk of a thing that happened in the art world six years ago and something to do with Ryan Gosling now so you have that to look forward to! Also - riding Jessica Simpson.

Look I'm not saying the gang talked about Beefs swimmers and how they work but that may in fact have happened. Okay it 100 percent happened and we urge you to download to check it out!

Jake's audio is a bit hollow and Rita is running the show this week. Yep, we've got no idea where this is going to go but hey we love to see it!

So let it be written that Beefy is a man of great vision. So let it also be written that Beef and Rita need money to buy a bando and live happily ever after. So with no connection at all let us present to you Rita's House of Feet while Beef reads grocery lists. You heard me!

Look we know who it was and you know who it was but 'someone' has been throwing adult toys out on the court during WNBA games. Now we aren't naming names but it ryhmes with BlampFlampia - we all know that it does. Just syaing.

You know its funny we didn't know we were on a timer until jake wasn't there to run things on the call. THen it got serious.

Chicago seems to be an interesting place right now. They are banned public sex acts however they are super loose on what all that entails. Somehow we doubt its going to wind up being a good thing.

From the 'duh files' comes the study that says sex makes us feel better and less depressed. We can't think a larger waste of peoples time and money that stating a fact that has already been established since we were able to write and speak. Good job researchers! We got a chuckle out of it anyway.

What happens when Sean is out for the week? Thats easy, Beef runs the show and does amazing like always. Join us this time out for Beef, Rita, and Jake classing the place up!

In this exciting episode of Wholesome Addiction we are off to the races. Not the Ponies and sadly not F1, nope, sperm racing. Not kidding in the slightest it is, in fact, racing squigglers under a microscope. We also talk Jessica Simpson and some other topics but really guys the show has team sperm on a ractrack, what more do you need to know?

We are learning things on the cast today. Jake would not save Ferris, Sean still thinks Mia Sara is hot and Beef has a deep voice. Okay, thought you knew all that? Sure, so we also cover Susan Sarandons daughters breast reduction. This and more on this weeks show!

Join us for an exclusive look at what Beef and Rita sound like coming to you from a camper in the middle of the woods! Yep, its close to what they always sound like just with more upsidedown pineapple. We know you can't wait and neither can we!

Hey, we sometimes do what we said we'd do. This isn't one of those times but we did try. Bear with us we are getting it done. Also we talk boobs and sex and stuff.

At the intersection of old and crazy lived a podcast. It was brave and true and totally ready to throw down. In this case we did so talking about perfume a crazy boob tattoo lady and, of course, John Wick. Yep, you didn't ask for this but we did it anyway because - you're welcome.

I did wind up grabbing Jake's backup this week but we have already recorded 613 and it sounds fine so we did work it out. That said, what I can promise this time out is a lot of audio - that and Sean and Jake have a bit of a breeding kink - who knew?

Oh yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of massage, I will fear no lotion. Join us, weary travellers as we find the the nice ladies who used to take care of Sean are now famous on Tik Tok - also the police were there.

Look, I think it's apparent by now that there are no brakes on this train. I mean, sure, was Sean muted for the first 15 seconds? Yeah he was. But its that kind of charm that makes us who we are. Ever think you'd like to put a baby in your girlfriends mom? We cover some news on someone who did, plus is girlfriend.

The way is shut - be warned! The audio is quiet on Jake's end, we have absolutely no supervision, Jake and I stay on topic as well as we always do and I'm gonna guess its going to be painful to listen to. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this one. The way is shut! 

We gather here on this day of our lord to bring forth onto you the House of Waffle, and its many truths. Yay, though I walk through the valley of candy canes, I fear no policeman. So sayth the waitress. Also Iceland be crazy you guys, I'm not kidding about that.

Hooters files for bankruptcy, but they say their food is better. We aren't buying it literally or figuratively, but Hooters is in trouble either way. Vegans get no respect; that is correct. Remy Lacroix is still super hot. 

Sean was out doing parenting things and so we gathered to chew bubble gum and chuck phalluses. And we are all out of bubble gum. Thats right ya'll that's how we roll.

We actually had a bunch of news and admin stuff plus some letters to read this cast - we did none of it. Instead we had real conversation about real stuff and did what we do best, veer off into the weeds. Strap in boys and girls we get into it with the desert of the real!

Get on her level son! No really she's way up there, like 8 feet tall at least. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna scale that tower like a man or let her pass you by? Well we know Sean's answer but how about the rest of you?

Have you ever stumbled upon waffles in the wild? Perhaps pancakes are your thing? Either way, we recommend eating them with someone spicy. Please join us for Baked Alaska and blowdryers by state, all under the supervision of our own mistress of air and darkness. Yep, buckle in kids its gonna be a show.

We cover super timely news, Rita tells us how to keep beef under control and Sean goes to a strip club. We've pretty much got it all this cast. 

Welcome to cast 600. Thats right my friends we have been doing this cast so many times the odometer kicked over with some zeros behind it again. We love you and thank you for listening. 

Welcome to the show this week and as always we thank you for being here! This week We take a look at Bonnie Blue and her challenge to sleep with over one thousand men at a time. Thats a lot of swinging cods in one place. We also have a few other news items and though Jake could not be on mic this week Abby joined us!

We are so excited to have Todd from Yanks.com on the show this week! We were very excited to hear what was going on over at Yanks as its Amatuer girls playing on camera that is one hundred percent produced by women. Yep, to say the least we were into it! With Sean out this week Beef, Rita and a rather sick sounding Jake lead the way and did great! We can't wait for you to listen!

Join us this week as we welcome back Brad Guigar to the show! It's been a bit since we had Brad with us but as always he was fantastic to talk to and we cover everything from the state of modern NSFW art to truck nuts because that's just how we roll!

Is there a guest this week? Strangely no, there is not but that's only because we had a doubleheader with the Bonus cast and had to record and have Sean quick-turn the bonus for you guys to enjoy. In the meantime we got Abby back for this week and have a full crew for you to enjoy! 

We are tickled to death to talk to our guest Gal Mariya this week. She is thoughtful and unbelievably well-spoken so basically, the opposite of your boys. However, we did have a great time talking with her about what she has going on and human sexuality in general. 

We didn't know what to expect when guest Piper Press joined the cast today. What we got was a perfect time. Piper turns out to be a mommy with the sexy appeal of a milf, dirty talk, and an astonishingly keen mind. As you might expect Sean and Jake were super into it and a good time was had by all! We can't wait for you to take listen!

This week on the show we feature the lovely and talented guest Nicole Aria who has skills we can't believe - also she loves dogs which means we love her.

What does it take to get Sean's attention? As it turns out that's pretty simple just be a bit shattered in the brain and he's in. However we do cover other things in this episode like the Balldo! Yep, not kidding, you won't believe what you are supposed to do with it and all three guys and the girl on the show said - no

As we gather in this special time of year we remember that Diddy is going to jail and there are 4 quarts to a gallon. Also Porn Hub is going to be less relevant as they continue to ban states in general. 

We gather today to Push out some content and be merry. Although it has nothing to do with the holiday season we are still merry and back in action doing a show for you - the awesome listeners! We love you guys!

We are all back for the cast this time out and are eager to get into a few topics. We cover a little about a lot: wound care, North Korean porn (again) high heels and waxing. Yeah, we'll get it done this week. @khakies ya'll.

Jake and Sean press on this week as they have no other restrictions on them and no Beef telling them to wrap it up. What we did learn is that folks will be folks when they have the chance and go crazy for the sexy time. Who knew?

So we are a victim of scheduling this week so several things happened at once. Sean was out because of work scheduling and Beef and Jake rose the occasion to knock out a cast being the heroes that they are. 

We have a full cast plus guest SP this week to describe what we got up to during the meetup in Indy a few weeks ago. 

We are actually on location in Indy this week if everything goes well so we recorded this cast ahead of time. We only do it because we love you, well, you, Ripley, and Sarah Conner. 

Come children and hear how the bandicoot crashes. We also tackle little men in canoes and plastic surgery. We almost could be accused of staying on topic. I know it could clever ruse and we run off the rails the entire but you'll have to take that chance!

We have Beef and Rita back this week from their world tour and get right down to business doing some listener letters. Okay, so when I say right down to business I mean after some Waffle House talk and various other things. But after that, we brushed our teeth and it was straight to bed with us mister!

Greetings programs, it's just Jake and Sean holding down the fort this week and all I can say is thank the sexy heavens for Bond Girls. Also, we actually do get through quite a few news items - well for us anyway. Somewhere between 2 and 100, I'll let you guess what the number is.

Oh yeah guys, Diddy is going to jail is going to stay in jail unless he gets the same dream team level of lawyers that OJ got. Even so, we are pretty sure that dude has seen his last time as a free man. 

Sean is out this week and Beef is in charge - may all that's unholy help us. So this week we have a great chat about slaps to the face and how to talk to your partner about porn amongst a host of other related topics because Beef is here steering the ship as it were.

Beef is not here so we found out that Rita is also a member of ramblers anonymous. If you didn't know, now ya know. 

We are so excited to talk to the tiny powerhouse that is Haley Spades! She's effervescent and as fun a guest as you could ever expect to have. Join us as we trip the rift with Haley and hear about her life starting out as a dancer in New Orleans and moving on to being a full-on adult performer!

I can't remember what we did in this cast but it is a cast! Honestly I edited this a week ago and didn't make any notes because I suck. But on the other hand its a cast!

We often wonder what the generations down the line are going to be working with when it comes to snuggle time and human relationships. In this episode we cover a lot of ground from Rosie the robot to the chances that half of France will be from pole-vaulting animal in the future.

Recon Rita is in the house not only to help with some Urban Dictionary theatre but also to run down some news with us. Beef and Sean do their normal act of appearing almost human. 

So amongst talk of otter girls and Russian bullets we have a man. This man put an eel somewhere he shouldn't have and then plugged up the entrance. The eel felt he had no choice and began to try and find a way out. Yep, its what you think it is. 

This week out we cover a multitude of topics from suits of BDSM infamy to mags that have survived the wilds for decades. Yep, a pretty rounded cast all in all. 

You know its going to be a fun cast when we open up the mailbag and ponies are there again. I mean, it is Jake's favorite after all. It's right up there with sounding for Beef. Whatever it is we can't get enough. Okay, that's not true, Beef, Jake, and Abby have had their fill I suppose. 

This week we are vegan but back in the saddle. While Beef is out living his best life discovering old buildings and what is left inside them Jake and Sean test Abby's patience by doing our typical musings on found-forest-mags and life in general.

Today our friend SP gave us a great gift! We have always wanted a greatest hits show but that would take so much time to put together that it is almost impossible. Enter our friend SP who shouldered the task. For weeks and possibly months he combed through the first ten episodes of Wholesome Addiction stitched it together for us then had our resident succubus-at-large - Laila - host it for us. Please tip your hat to our friend and brutha in the Discord server when you can. He is, and has always been, a man of quality!

This week we were out and Abby took up the mantle and decided that will not stand - so she read you guys a story. It is awesome!

This week we are joined by one of THE most fun guests we've had in a while! Dahlia is Dopey joins us and is incredible from the word go. Not only does she deliver with Beef in their love of horror movies but she is a full-on geek like us! We love her and we bet you will too!

Sometimes we forget of the cast that there are folks out there that haven't been along for the same ride as us for the last 12 years. When we find one they are treasure. Recon Rita describes such a person to us and we are stoked!

I didn't see some of this coming. We hit the ground running this week with talk of Walton Goggins and the car started to lose traction around love songs. By the time we got to Abby's hate of all things basketball, I think we were way past Tokyo drifting and into a spin but hey, that's about normal for the likes of us. 

We are old, except for Abby. We are cranky, except for Abby. We are also here for it this week for a great show, except for Beef who wanted to be elsewhere. Yep, that's right, we were holding Beef up this time on the show which makes him oh so friendly and happy when he chimes in. To be fair, Jake and Sean talked for nearly 40 minutes before we started so he DID have cause. Join this week for crankiness and castor oil!

I know, I know, its hard to believe but we have finally found something that Jake can't handle - Pony Play. Beef follows up quickly with a hard pass as well and I can't figure out for the life of me what the two of them are on about. Pony girls are hot right? Right?

This week on the cast we are back with Mother's Day and dirty talk. Wait that sounded bad, let me try that again, Mother's Day full stop. Then afterwards we talk about sounding sexy with different accents. Okay, perhaps that sounds better. We also do some letters and we get kudos from a 20-year-old blue-haired girl. 

Thats right you guys Beef has been casting for 13 years! We are so proud of him. Our friend Wing was so proud he stopped by the cast to hang out and enjoy the Beefness which makes him our most frequent guest on the show.

Sometimes I don't know what to make of the show or how to describe it. But with Abby lobbing Bull Testicles and hidden stripper poles over the plate it gets way easier. 

Is it better to be a teacher or an OF model? That is not even a question. Yet it did make the news this week. Of course there isn't much of choice, if you looked like her you might come to the same conclusion as well.

Join us this week as we attempt to stay on topic. I did say attempt, because if I'm honest that didn't exactly go well. There are topics my friends, and we didn't stay on them. But Fallout is great and Sean may have a bit of a man-crush on Walton Goggins.

Abby is awesome. She heard that the boys were all going to be busy this week so she rallied and put forth a gem of her own creation. Yep, you read correctly Abby is going to to read to you guys an erotica story she wrote. Sit back and let Abby tell you about life in the Commonwealth at Goodneighbor. Also, Sean says a few words after. 

Today we want to remind you that stabbing your date with a fork is a certified fresh move on a first date. Hey, it worked for Jake. Also, there is a lot of talk this week about sex toys shaped like caterpillars... for no reason.

You knew eventually it was going to happen. Drones are used for everything else why not put rainbow sex toys on signs? I mean, perhaps this is what we've all been waiting for. Then Sean pimps Beef out on the discord server. 

Its been a while. almost 12 years actually but Tonya from back in the first days of the show comes back to talk with us now. And guess what she's just as fun now as she was back then!

Time, time is a funny thing. How do you feel about the past? In my case I say take me away, I don't mind. But you better promise me, I'll be back in time. Here's the deal I swapped casts. 552 was actually supposed to come out now and this cast was supposed to be last week. Oops. Enjoy this time back to the year... two weeks ago when we were talking about limp noodles.

Your ever faithful boys move forward this week with a cast chocked full of excellence and searing political observations. No, I'm just kidding we spent a super long time looking at bewbs this week. Its not our fault really they were there and then we were looking.  

She keeps coming back into the spotlight and we keep wishing she wouldn't. Farah has done it yet again and worked her way into our mindscape and, once again, we wish she would find happiness in some other way. Farah's latest surgery doesn't have her looking her best and Jake breaks it down like a fraction for ya. Take a look at the progression on the cast pic on our site. It's bad - just say'n.

It's a many splendored cast this time on the show. We find out that Beef is indeed organized, Sean and Jake delight in finding ways to trigger his cleaning OCD and there are things that people should not do to their parts. 

Yes, your stalwart heroes push into the unknown unprepared and without the protein-based-lyrical sustenance that is Beefy goodness. We were sad but Abby and Jake led Sean through the Beef shaped hole in his heart. Will we ever be the same? Will Beef come back to us and make us whole again like so much Dark Crystal? Only time will tell.

Behold this, for it is a cast. Honestly theres no outtakes on this one because Sean put it together while prepping for a birthday party and trying to wash a muddy dog. But he did get it out for you to enjoy!

This week we go into a lot of things however the awaited update of the goth girl from Sean's youth is now upon us. 

You didn't ask for it but we are gonna give it to you. Perhaps the strangest list of terrible B movies we've found and one of them is 'Let My Puppets Come.' It's exactly what it sounds like and we can't stop thinking about it. Abby in particular is captivated