At the intersection of old and crazy lived a podcast. It was brave and true and totally ready to throw down. In this case we did so talking about perfume a crazy boob tattoo lady and, of course, John Wick. Yep, you didn't ask for this but we did it anyway because - you're welcome.

I did wind up grabbing Jake's backup this week but we have already recorded 613 and it sounds fine so we did work it out. That said, what I can promise this time out is a lot of audio - that and Sean and Jake have a bit of a breeding kink - who knew?

Oh yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of massage, I will fear no lotion. Join us, weary travellers as we find the the nice ladies who used to take care of Sean are now famous on Tik Tok - also the police were there.

Look, I think it's apparent by now that there are no brakes on this train. I mean, sure, was Sean muted for the first 15 seconds? Yeah he was. But its that kind of charm that makes us who we are. Ever think you'd like to put a baby in your girlfriends mom? We cover some news on someone who did, plus is girlfriend.

The way is shut - be warned! The audio is quiet on Jake's end, we have absolutely no supervision, Jake and I stay on topic as well as we always do and I'm gonna guess its going to be painful to listen to. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this one. The way is shut! 

We gather here on this day of our lord to bring forth onto you the House of Waffle, and its many truths. Yay, though I walk through the valley of candy canes, I fear no policeman. So sayth the waitress. Also Iceland be crazy you guys, I'm not kidding about that.

Hooters files for bankruptcy, but they say their food is better. We aren't buying it literally or figuratively, but Hooters is in trouble either way. Vegans get no respect; that is correct. Remy Lacroix is still super hot. 

Sean was out doing parenting things and so we gathered to chew bubble gum and chuck phalluses. And we are all out of bubble gum. Thats right ya'll that's how we roll.

We actually had a bunch of news and admin stuff plus some letters to read this cast - we did none of it. Instead we had real conversation about real stuff and did what we do best, veer off into the weeds. Strap in boys and girls we get into it with the desert of the real!

Get on her level son! No really she's way up there, like 8 feet tall at least. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna scale that tower like a man or let her pass you by? Well we know Sean's answer but how about the rest of you?

Have you ever stumbled upon waffles in the wild? Perhaps pancakes are your thing? Either way, we recommend eating them with someone spicy. Please join us for Baked Alaska and blowdryers by state, all under the supervision of our own mistress of air and darkness. Yep, buckle in kids its gonna be a show.

We cover super timely news, Rita tells us how to keep beef under control and Sean goes to a strip club. We've pretty much got it all this cast. 

Welcome to cast 600. Thats right my friends we have been doing this cast so many times the odometer kicked over with some zeros behind it again. We love you and thank you for listening. 

Welcome to the show this week and as always we thank you for being here! This week We take a look at Bonnie Blue and her challenge to sleep with over one thousand men at a time. Thats a lot of swinging cods in one place. We also have a few other news items and though Jake could not be on mic this week Abby joined us!

We are so excited to have Todd from Yanks.com on the show this week! We were very excited to hear what was going on over at Yanks as its Amatuer girls playing on camera that is one hundred percent produced by women. Yep, to say the least we were into it! With Sean out this week Beef, Rita and a rather sick sounding Jake lead the way and did great! We can't wait for you to listen!

Join us this week as we welcome back Brad Guigar to the show! It's been a bit since we had Brad with us but as always he was fantastic to talk to and we cover everything from the state of modern NSFW art to truck nuts because that's just how we roll!

Is there a guest this week? Strangely no, there is not but that's only because we had a doubleheader with the Bonus cast and had to record and have Sean quick-turn the bonus for you guys to enjoy. In the meantime we got Abby back for this week and have a full crew for you to enjoy! 

We are tickled to death to talk to our guest Gal Mariya this week. She is thoughtful and unbelievably well-spoken so basically, the opposite of your boys. However, we did have a great time talking with her about what she has going on and human sexuality in general. 

We didn't know what to expect when guest Piper Press joined the cast today. What we got was a perfect time. Piper turns out to be a mommy with the sexy appeal of a milf, dirty talk, and an astonishingly keen mind. As you might expect Sean and Jake were super into it and a good time was had by all! We can't wait for you to take listen!

This week on the show we feature the lovely and talented guest Nicole Aria who has skills we can't believe - also she loves dogs which means we love her.

What does it take to get Sean's attention? As it turns out that's pretty simple just be a bit shattered in the brain and he's in. However we do cover other things in this episode like the Balldo! Yep, not kidding, you won't believe what you are supposed to do with it and all three guys and the girl on the show said - no

As we gather in this special time of year we remember that Diddy is going to jail and there are 4 quarts to a gallon. Also Porn Hub is going to be less relevant as they continue to ban states in general. 

We gather today to Push out some content and be merry. Although it has nothing to do with the holiday season we are still merry and back in action doing a show for you - the awesome listeners! We love you guys!

We are all back for the cast this time out and are eager to get into a few topics. We cover a little about a lot: wound care, North Korean porn (again) high heels and waxing. Yeah, we'll get it done this week. @khakies ya'll.

Jake and Sean press on this week as they have no other restrictions on them and no Beef telling them to wrap it up. What we did learn is that folks will be folks when they have the chance and go crazy for the sexy time. Who knew?

So we are a victim of scheduling this week so several things happened at once. Sean was out because of work scheduling and Beef and Jake rose the occasion to knock out a cast being the heroes that they are. 

We have a full cast plus guest SP this week to describe what we got up to during the meetup in Indy a few weeks ago. 

We are actually on location in Indy this week if everything goes well so we recorded this cast ahead of time. We only do it because we love you, well, you, Ripley, and Sarah Conner. 

Come children and hear how the bandicoot crashes. We also tackle little men in canoes and plastic surgery. We almost could be accused of staying on topic. I know it could clever ruse and we run off the rails the entire but you'll have to take that chance!

We have Beef and Rita back this week from their world tour and get right down to business doing some listener letters. Okay, so when I say right down to business I mean after some Waffle House talk and various other things. But after that, we brushed our teeth and it was straight to bed with us mister!

Greetings programs, it's just Jake and Sean holding down the fort this week and all I can say is thank the sexy heavens for Bond Girls. Also, we actually do get through quite a few news items - well for us anyway. Somewhere between 2 and 100, I'll let you guess what the number is.

Oh yeah guys, Diddy is going to jail is going to stay in jail unless he gets the same dream team level of lawyers that OJ got. Even so, we are pretty sure that dude has seen his last time as a free man. 

Sean is out this week and Beef is in charge - may all that's unholy help us. So this week we have a great chat about slaps to the face and how to talk to your partner about porn amongst a host of other related topics because Beef is here steering the ship as it were.

Beef is not here so we found out that Rita is also a member of ramblers anonymous. If you didn't know, now ya know. 

We are so excited to talk to the tiny powerhouse that is Haley Spades! She's effervescent and as fun a guest as you could ever expect to have. Join us as we trip the rift with Haley and hear about her life starting out as a dancer in New Orleans and moving on to being a full-on adult performer!

I can't remember what we did in this cast but it is a cast! Honestly I edited this a week ago and didn't make any notes because I suck. But on the other hand its a cast!

We often wonder what the generations down the line are going to be working with when it comes to snuggle time and human relationships. In this episode we cover a lot of ground from Rosie the robot to the chances that half of France will be from pole-vaulting animal in the future.

Recon Rita is in the house not only to help with some Urban Dictionary theatre but also to run down some news with us. Beef and Sean do their normal act of appearing almost human. 

So amongst talk of otter girls and Russian bullets we have a man. This man put an eel somewhere he shouldn't have and then plugged up the entrance. The eel felt he had no choice and began to try and find a way out. Yep, its what you think it is. 

This week out we cover a multitude of topics from suits of BDSM infamy to mags that have survived the wilds for decades. Yep, a pretty rounded cast all in all. 

You know its going to be a fun cast when we open up the mailbag and ponies are there again. I mean, it is Jake's favorite after all. It's right up there with sounding for Beef. Whatever it is we can't get enough. Okay, that's not true, Beef, Jake, and Abby have had their fill I suppose. 

This week we are vegan but back in the saddle. While Beef is out living his best life discovering old buildings and what is left inside them Jake and Sean test Abby's patience by doing our typical musings on found-forest-mags and life in general.

Today our friend SP gave us a great gift! We have always wanted a greatest hits show but that would take so much time to put together that it is almost impossible. Enter our friend SP who shouldered the task. For weeks and possibly months he combed through the first ten episodes of Wholesome Addiction stitched it together for us then had our resident succubus-at-large - Laila - host it for us. Please tip your hat to our friend and brutha in the Discord server when you can. He is, and has always been, a man of quality!

This week we were out and Abby took up the mantle and decided that will not stand - so she read you guys a story. It is awesome!

This week we are joined by one of THE most fun guests we've had in a while! Dahlia is Dopey joins us and is incredible from the word go. Not only does she deliver with Beef in their love of horror movies but she is a full-on geek like us! We love her and we bet you will too!

Sometimes we forget of the cast that there are folks out there that haven't been along for the same ride as us for the last 12 years. When we find one they are treasure. Recon Rita describes such a person to us and we are stoked!

I didn't see some of this coming. We hit the ground running this week with talk of Walton Goggins and the car started to lose traction around love songs. By the time we got to Abby's hate of all things basketball, I think we were way past Tokyo drifting and into a spin but hey, that's about normal for the likes of us. 

We are old, except for Abby. We are cranky, except for Abby. We are also here for it this week for a great show, except for Beef who wanted to be elsewhere. Yep, that's right, we were holding Beef up this time on the show which makes him oh so friendly and happy when he chimes in. To be fair, Jake and Sean talked for nearly 40 minutes before we started so he DID have cause. Join this week for crankiness and castor oil!

I know, I know, its hard to believe but we have finally found something that Jake can't handle - Pony Play. Beef follows up quickly with a hard pass as well and I can't figure out for the life of me what the two of them are on about. Pony girls are hot right? Right?

This week on the cast we are back with Mother's Day and dirty talk. Wait that sounded bad, let me try that again, Mother's Day full stop. Then afterwards we talk about sounding sexy with different accents. Okay, perhaps that sounds better. We also do some letters and we get kudos from a 20-year-old blue-haired girl. 

Thats right you guys Beef has been casting for 13 years! We are so proud of him. Our friend Wing was so proud he stopped by the cast to hang out and enjoy the Beefness which makes him our most frequent guest on the show.

Sometimes I don't know what to make of the show or how to describe it. But with Abby lobbing Bull Testicles and hidden stripper poles over the plate it gets way easier. 

Is it better to be a teacher or an OF model? That is not even a question. Yet it did make the news this week. Of course there isn't much of choice, if you looked like her you might come to the same conclusion as well.

Join us this week as we attempt to stay on topic. I did say attempt, because if I'm honest that didn't exactly go well. There are topics my friends, and we didn't stay on them. But Fallout is great and Sean may have a bit of a man-crush on Walton Goggins.

Abby is awesome. She heard that the boys were all going to be busy this week so she rallied and put forth a gem of her own creation. Yep, you read correctly Abby is going to to read to you guys an erotica story she wrote. Sit back and let Abby tell you about life in the Commonwealth at Goodneighbor. Also, Sean says a few words after. 

Today we want to remind you that stabbing your date with a fork is a certified fresh move on a first date. Hey, it worked for Jake. Also, there is a lot of talk this week about sex toys shaped like caterpillars... for no reason.

You knew eventually it was going to happen. Drones are used for everything else why not put rainbow sex toys on signs? I mean, perhaps this is what we've all been waiting for. Then Sean pimps Beef out on the discord server. 

Its been a while. almost 12 years actually but Tonya from back in the first days of the show comes back to talk with us now. And guess what she's just as fun now as she was back then!

Time, time is a funny thing. How do you feel about the past? In my case I say take me away, I don't mind. But you better promise me, I'll be back in time. Here's the deal I swapped casts. 552 was actually supposed to come out now and this cast was supposed to be last week. Oops. Enjoy this time back to the year... two weeks ago when we were talking about limp noodles.

Your ever faithful boys move forward this week with a cast chocked full of excellence and searing political observations. No, I'm just kidding we spent a super long time looking at bewbs this week. Its not our fault really they were there and then we were looking.  

She keeps coming back into the spotlight and we keep wishing she wouldn't. Farah has done it yet again and worked her way into our mindscape and, once again, we wish she would find happiness in some other way. Farah's latest surgery doesn't have her looking her best and Jake breaks it down like a fraction for ya. Take a look at the progression on the cast pic on our site. It's bad - just say'n.

It's a many splendored cast this time on the show. We find out that Beef is indeed organized, Sean and Jake delight in finding ways to trigger his cleaning OCD and there are things that people should not do to their parts. 

Yes, your stalwart heroes push into the unknown unprepared and without the protein-based-lyrical sustenance that is Beefy goodness. We were sad but Abby and Jake led Sean through the Beef shaped hole in his heart. Will we ever be the same? Will Beef come back to us and make us whole again like so much Dark Crystal? Only time will tell.

Behold this, for it is a cast. Honestly theres no outtakes on this one because Sean put it together while prepping for a birthday party and trying to wash a muddy dog. But he did get it out for you to enjoy!

This week we go into a lot of things however the awaited update of the goth girl from Sean's youth is now upon us. 

You didn't ask for it but we are gonna give it to you. Perhaps the strangest list of terrible B movies we've found and one of them is 'Let My Puppets Come.' It's exactly what it sounds like and we can't stop thinking about it. Abby in particular is captivated 

The first cast of the year we have your letters a little bit of news and a teaser update on one of the first stories we let loose on the cast. 

In what can only be deemed a Christmas miracle The Operator popped in to do the show with us this week! Reunited with his wisdom we: solved world hunger, found who killed JFK, and found where in the world Carmen Sandiego really was. It was a landmark hour. Wait, what's that you say, 'Did you guys just talk about random boobs for an hour instead?' You be the judge.

Right before Christmas and the Holidays we give you a hot take on life and relationships in general. Ha! Just kidding we offer nothing useful and most likely never have but we did have a great time on this cast!

We explore some listener letters again this time out and finally find the Scooby Doo that we should have been watching the entire time!

We recorded this before Thnaksgiving and Sean just got around to editing it now. You guys rock so we are checking our your letters.

This week we have a guest that Sean was so excited to talk to - NSFW artist Brad Guigar! Brad has been doing nsfw art and cartoons for years and we got to sit down and chat with him about his work "Evil Inc." and his philosophy on creating art and taching the next generation. We cannot recommend checking out his work enough. You can find him here patreon.com/guigar and over at evil-inc.com. This may be Sean's favorite interview ever!

Its the second half of the vegan cast (Without Beef) this time where Abby, Jake and Sean talk about sex and how they think about it, and what porn stars are doing with it. Really I can't think of a cast where we stayed this on topic for quite some time. 

Its a vegan cast without Beef this week but Jake Sean and Abby do their best. 

This week your WA crew tackles some long awaited hate mail and then discusses what aliens plus posterior jewelry looks like and which end you would use. There are some other topics as well but honestly, I can't remember, this was two weeks ago for editing Sean and current Sean's memory doesn't go back that far.

Every once in a while we meet someone on the show who makes everyone around them smarter and better for having talked to them. This week Madame Bella of 'Bella's' - a legal brothel in Wells Nevada - proves herself to be one such person. We had a great time, learned some things and we promise we are going to have her on the show again. She is fantastic, come listen and find out why courtesans are the way we move forward.

We have the lovely and talented Pepper Kat on the show this week! She is awesome and we have a great time talking with her about how she got into the industry and how she spends her time now. After the the interview (when we don't have any supervision) we devolve into three old men complaining about old men things. You've been warned.

Its a funny thing. The older you get the less direction some things have and the more direction others seem to get. This is one of those times where both happen. We bring to light an email time forgot and Sean and Jake wander around topics for half the show. 

This week Beef, Jake, and Sean tackle a video Beef found that started off as a wicked awesome pool video then took a turn - for the worse. However I must mention that we just kind of wandered around topics until it was time for Beef to go. So what you are going to hear are portions of that cast cut up into chunks that almost try to make sense. Be forewarned. 

You didn't ask for it and we're gonna give it to you! That's right you've had the best now try the rest with new and improved Wholesome Addiction Listener Letter show! Join us as we race against the clock to deliver a coherent thought before Beef has to leave to go on a date! 

In this cast, there is no plan. Or perhaps there was one but we did not adhere to it at all. However in this show Abby, Jake, and Sean just kind of started the show and talked about whatever they wanted to for the entire time. 

Greetings programs! This is your friendly reminder that AI loves you. AI will always love you. Please stay calm while AI streams soothing thoughts and love into your brain. All is well, all is calm - you love AI. Or you will soon. Just sayin.

Beef is annoyed and we get to see it. It's a thing to behold and we recorded it. Then at the end of the cast you get to hear it.

What a Beef wants, what a Beef needs, What a Beef wants, what a Beef needs. Yeah, c'mon
Ooh, oh yeah, oh yeah. I think that's how it goes. All I can see is Christina Aguilera in a thong and leather chaps. Upon reflection that may be 'Dirrty.' Okay, lemmie start over. Ahh, (dirty, dirty), filthy, filthy, nasty Beefy, you nasty (Yeah) Too dirty to clean my act up (Haha) If you ain't Beefy, you ain't here to party woo!!

Beefy, Jake, and that other guy go after an important question. Why do we do this show and why do we do it the way we do? Its a fair question and Beef comes to the rescue and puts it into so many words - because he is awesome.

In this episode, Abby, Beef, and Sean break down some Tales of Men and then talk about sexy tattoos for a while. There are a few listener letters after that and we, of course, stay on topic the entire time! 

There really wasn't any point putting outtakes on this one because I don't think we stayed on topic for more than 15 minutes of it. The whole thing is basically us gabbing about stuff. I'll admit to most of it being my fault as well. Jake Really tried and even Beef caught us drifting but to no avail - off the rails we went. Where's Abby when ya need her!

This is the last cast of that single night where four friends sat in front of a mic for 4 hours and couldn't quit smiling or talking. We vibed that night so hard it was only broken up by the need for sustenance and the occasional need for Abby to check explosions in the hallway. As I was editing this cast, the last of that nights marathon session, the line from Road Warrior kept coming to me "Ah, the last of V8 Interceptors" I was sad it was over.

Okay, we did a show, it was good. We were all there and things happened but really Strange New Worlds opened yesterday and Nurse Chapel was on my screen again. Do you think she smells like vanilla? Cuz I think she looks like she smells like vanilla - perhaps mixed with a little lilac. Kind've a delicate floral tone with notes of something earthier. Okay, yeah, I might be drifting - listen to the show.

So we roll into this cast a fireball of direction and focus with some hard-hitting conversation about nothing we are supposed to be talking about, then eventaully wind up with double vaginas, elephants that can swat flies with their junk and ice cubes put places they aren't meant to go. You're Welcome!

Awww, yeah ya'll its a Tales From the Pole type of day on this cast as Abby tells us about her trip to Boston and how the strip clubs are there! 

We have a few guests on this cast! First, our friend Abby who has been lurking for quite some time, and fellow podcast co-host from Gentlmens Soapbox, 80's Cheese movie review, and HawksEye guns Jake! It is a more enjoyable cast than we've had in a while!

It sounds funny but the reason why single women are still single is the virus and nsfw material. Yep, that seems to be the consensus for some folks and it just leaves us shaking our head. Its like they are just throwing darts at a board with stuff they don't like on it. 

Beef has a business venture and It's called Kobe-Feet. Yes, that is not a misprint that's what it's going to be called and it may, in fact, be a billion-dollar industry in states where it's legal.

We answer your excellent letters into the show this week and continue afterward with over 30 minutes of your boys just geeking out after the outro. Yeah, its a show full of weird questions and answers to what occurs Beef's time between shows.

Greetings programs - We return from Easter, C2E2, and Weddings to bring you a cast! Actually, a few casts as this is split and we do it up in two parts. Join us this cast for news and awesomeness and next time for a listener-letters show.

It's Beef's birthday and he is ready to party but before he does he must learn about milk because this woman has a factory. 

So, the worldwide thing that happened a few years ago changed our behavior, Sean would argue that is more awesome now his girls do not agree. While Sean is happy with it Beef contends with a different issue altogether. 

We've got a bunch of content for you guys this week! A mom who likes backfield action and a listener letter that gives us the best story of the year with a meth girl encounter in the woods. Yep, you heard that right, check it out with us!