Sun, 27 October 2024
We are actually on location in Indy this week if everything goes well so we recorded this cast ahead of time. We only do it because we love you, well, you, Ripley, and Sarah Conner. |
Sun, 20 October 2024
Come children and hear how the bandicoot crashes. We also tackle little men in canoes and plastic surgery. We almost could be accused of staying on topic. I know it could clever ruse and we run off the rails the entire but you'll have to take that chance! |
Sun, 13 October 2024
We have Beef and Rita back this week from their world tour and get right down to business doing some listener letters. Okay, so when I say right down to business I mean after some Waffle House talk and various other things. But after that, we brushed our teeth and it was straight to bed with us mister! |
Sun, 6 October 2024
Greetings programs, it's just Jake and Sean holding down the fort this week and all I can say is thank the sexy heavens for Bond Girls. Also, we actually do get through quite a few news items - well for us anyway. Somewhere between 2 and 100, I'll let you guess what the number is. |
Sun, 29 September 2024
Oh yeah guys, Diddy is going to jail is going to stay in jail unless he gets the same dream team level of lawyers that OJ got. Even so, we are pretty sure that dude has seen his last time as a free man. |
Sun, 22 September 2024
Sean is out this week and Beef is in charge - may all that's unholy help us. So this week we have a great chat about slaps to the face and how to talk to your partner about porn amongst a host of other related topics because Beef is here steering the ship as it were. |
Sun, 15 September 2024
Beef is not here so we found out that Rita is also a member of ramblers anonymous. If you didn't know, now ya know. |
Sat, 7 September 2024
We are so excited to talk to the tiny powerhouse that is Haley Spades! She's effervescent and as fun a guest as you could ever expect to have. Join us as we trip the rift with Haley and hear about her life starting out as a dancer in New Orleans and moving on to being a full-on adult performer! |
Sun, 1 September 2024
I can't remember what we did in this cast but it is a cast! Honestly I edited this a week ago and didn't make any notes because I suck. But on the other hand its a cast! |
Sun, 25 August 2024
We often wonder what the generations down the line are going to be working with when it comes to snuggle time and human relationships. In this episode we cover a lot of ground from Rosie the robot to the chances that half of France will be from pole-vaulting animal in the future. |
Sun, 18 August 2024
Recon Rita is in the house not only to help with some Urban Dictionary theatre but also to run down some news with us. Beef and Sean do their normal act of appearing almost human. |
Sun, 11 August 2024
So amongst talk of otter girls and Russian bullets we have a man. This man put an eel somewhere he shouldn't have and then plugged up the entrance. The eel felt he had no choice and began to try and find a way out. Yep, its what you think it is. |
Sun, 4 August 2024
This week out we cover a multitude of topics from suits of BDSM infamy to mags that have survived the wilds for decades. Yep, a pretty rounded cast all in all. |
Sun, 28 July 2024
You know its going to be a fun cast when we open up the mailbag and ponies are there again. I mean, it is Jake's favorite after all. It's right up there with sounding for Beef. Whatever it is we can't get enough. Okay, that's not true, Beef, Jake, and Abby have had their fill I suppose. |
Sun, 21 July 2024
This week we are vegan but back in the saddle. While Beef is out living his best life discovering old buildings and what is left inside them Jake and Sean test Abby's patience by doing our typical musings on found-forest-mags and life in general. |
Mon, 15 July 2024
Today our friend SP gave us a great gift! We have always wanted a greatest hits show but that would take so much time to put together that it is almost impossible. Enter our friend SP who shouldered the task. For weeks and possibly months he combed through the first ten episodes of Wholesome Addiction stitched it together for us then had our resident succubus-at-large - Laila - host it for us. Please tip your hat to our friend and brutha in the Discord server when you can. He is, and has always been, a man of quality! |
Wed, 10 July 2024
This week we were out and Abby took up the mantle and decided that will not stand - so she read you guys a story. It is awesome! |
Sun, 7 July 2024
This week we are joined by one of THE most fun guests we've had in a while! Dahlia is Dopey joins us and is incredible from the word go. Not only does she deliver with Beef in their love of horror movies but she is a full-on geek like us! We love her and we bet you will too! |
Sun, 30 June 2024
Sometimes we forget of the cast that there are folks out there that haven't been along for the same ride as us for the last 12 years. When we find one they are treasure. Recon Rita describes such a person to us and we are stoked! |
Sun, 23 June 2024
I didn't see some of this coming. We hit the ground running this week with talk of Walton Goggins and the car started to lose traction around love songs. By the time we got to Abby's hate of all things basketball, I think we were way past Tokyo drifting and into a spin but hey, that's about normal for the likes of us. |
Sun, 9 June 2024
We are old, except for Abby. We are cranky, except for Abby. We are also here for it this week for a great show, except for Beef who wanted to be elsewhere. Yep, that's right, we were holding Beef up this time on the show which makes him oh so friendly and happy when he chimes in. To be fair, Jake and Sean talked for nearly 40 minutes before we started so he DID have cause. Join this week for crankiness and castor oil! |
Sat, 1 June 2024
I know, I know, its hard to believe but we have finally found something that Jake can't handle - Pony Play. Beef follows up quickly with a hard pass as well and I can't figure out for the life of me what the two of them are on about. Pony girls are hot right? Right? |
Sun, 26 May 2024
This week on the cast we are back with Mother's Day and dirty talk. Wait that sounded bad, let me try that again, Mother's Day full stop. Then afterwards we talk about sounding sexy with different accents. Okay, perhaps that sounds better. We also do some letters and we get kudos from a 20-year-old blue-haired girl. |
Mon, 13 May 2024
Thats right you guys Beef has been casting for 13 years! We are so proud of him. Our friend Wing was so proud he stopped by the cast to hang out and enjoy the Beefness which makes him our most frequent guest on the show. |
Sat, 4 May 2024
Sometimes I don't know what to make of the show or how to describe it. But with Abby lobbing Bull Testicles and hidden stripper poles over the plate it gets way easier. |
Sat, 27 April 2024
Is it better to be a teacher or an OF model? That is not even a question. Yet it did make the news this week. Of course there isn't much of choice, if you looked like her you might come to the same conclusion as well. |
Sun, 21 April 2024
Join us this week as we attempt to stay on topic. I did say attempt, because if I'm honest that didn't exactly go well. There are topics my friends, and we didn't stay on them. But Fallout is great and Sean may have a bit of a man-crush on Walton Goggins. |
Sun, 14 April 2024
Abby is awesome. She heard that the boys were all going to be busy this week so she rallied and put forth a gem of her own creation. Yep, you read correctly Abby is going to to read to you guys an erotica story she wrote. Sit back and let Abby tell you about life in the Commonwealth at Goodneighbor. Also, Sean says a few words after. |
Sun, 7 April 2024
Today we want to remind you that stabbing your date with a fork is a certified fresh move on a first date. Hey, it worked for Jake. Also, there is a lot of talk this week about sex toys shaped like caterpillars... for no reason. |
Sun, 31 March 2024
You knew eventually it was going to happen. Drones are used for everything else why not put rainbow sex toys on signs? I mean, perhaps this is what we've all been waiting for. Then Sean pimps Beef out on the discord server. |
Sun, 24 March 2024
Its been a while. almost 12 years actually but Tonya from back in the first days of the show comes back to talk with us now. And guess what she's just as fun now as she was back then! |
Fri, 15 March 2024
Time, time is a funny thing. How do you feel about the past? In my case I say take me away, I don't mind. But you better promise me, I'll be back in time. Here's the deal I swapped casts. 552 was actually supposed to come out now and this cast was supposed to be last week. Oops. Enjoy this time back to the year... two weeks ago when we were talking about limp noodles. |
Sun, 10 March 2024
Your ever faithful boys move forward this week with a cast chocked full of excellence and searing political observations. No, I'm just kidding we spent a super long time looking at bewbs this week. Its not our fault really they were there and then we were looking. |
Sun, 25 February 2024
She keeps coming back into the spotlight and we keep wishing she wouldn't. Farah has done it yet again and worked her way into our mindscape and, once again, we wish she would find happiness in some other way. Farah's latest surgery doesn't have her looking her best and Jake breaks it down like a fraction for ya. Take a look at the progression on the cast pic on our site. It's bad - just say'n. |
Mon, 19 February 2024
It's a many splendored cast this time on the show. We find out that Beef is indeed organized, Sean and Jake delight in finding ways to trigger his cleaning OCD and there are things that people should not do to their parts. |
Sat, 10 February 2024
Yes, your stalwart heroes push into the unknown unprepared and without the protein-based-lyrical sustenance that is Beefy goodness. We were sad but Abby and Jake led Sean through the Beef shaped hole in his heart. Will we ever be the same? Will Beef come back to us and make us whole again like so much Dark Crystal? Only time will tell. |
Mon, 29 January 2024
Behold this, for it is a cast. Honestly theres no outtakes on this one because Sean put it together while prepping for a birthday party and trying to wash a muddy dog. But he did get it out for you to enjoy! |
Sun, 21 January 2024
This week we go into a lot of things however the awaited update of the goth girl from Sean's youth is now upon us. |
Sun, 14 January 2024
You didn't ask for it but we are gonna give it to you. Perhaps the strangest list of terrible B movies we've found and one of them is 'Let My Puppets Come.' It's exactly what it sounds like and we can't stop thinking about it. Abby in particular is captivated |
Sun, 7 January 2024
The first cast of the year we have your letters a little bit of news and a teaser update on one of the first stories we let loose on the cast. |
Sun, 31 December 2023
In what can only be deemed a Christmas miracle The Operator popped in to do the show with us this week! Reunited with his wisdom we: solved world hunger, found who killed JFK, and found where in the world Carmen Sandiego really was. It was a landmark hour. Wait, what's that you say, 'Did you guys just talk about random boobs for an hour instead?' You be the judge. |
Sun, 17 December 2023
Right before Christmas and the Holidays we give you a hot take on life and relationships in general. Ha! Just kidding we offer nothing useful and most likely never have but we did have a great time on this cast! |
Sun, 10 December 2023
We explore some listener letters again this time out and finally find the Scooby Doo that we should have been watching the entire time! |
Mon, 27 November 2023
We recorded this before Thnaksgiving and Sean just got around to editing it now. You guys rock so we are checking our your letters. |
Sun, 19 November 2023
This week we have a guest that Sean was so excited to talk to - NSFW artist Brad Guigar! Brad has been doing nsfw art and cartoons for years and we got to sit down and chat with him about his work "Evil Inc." and his philosophy on creating art and taching the next generation. We cannot recommend checking out his work enough. You can find him here patreon.com/guigar and over at evil-inc.com. This may be Sean's favorite interview ever! |
Tue, 7 November 2023
Its the second half of the vegan cast (Without Beef) this time where Abby, Jake and Sean talk about sex and how they think about it, and what porn stars are doing with it. Really I can't think of a cast where we stayed this on topic for quite some time. |
Sun, 29 October 2023
Its a vegan cast without Beef this week but Jake Sean and Abby do their best. |
Sun, 22 October 2023
This week your WA crew tackles some long awaited hate mail and then discusses what aliens plus posterior jewelry looks like and which end you would use. There are some other topics as well but honestly, I can't remember, this was two weeks ago for editing Sean and current Sean's memory doesn't go back that far. |
Sun, 15 October 2023
Every once in a while we meet someone on the show who makes everyone around them smarter and better for having talked to them. This week Madame Bella of 'Bella's' - a legal brothel in Wells Nevada - proves herself to be one such person. We had a great time, learned some things and we promise we are going to have her on the show again. She is fantastic, come listen and find out why courtesans are the way we move forward. |
Sun, 8 October 2023
We have the lovely and talented Pepper Kat on the show this week! She is awesome and we have a great time talking with her about how she got into the industry and how she spends her time now. After the the interview (when we don't have any supervision) we devolve into three old men complaining about old men things. You've been warned. |
Sun, 1 October 2023
How do we solve crime - hunches. That's right fine listeners, it's spooky season right now which means we don't have a lot of time before the sexy pilgrim is back! Beef and Sean can't wait and Jake is confused about what it all means but we are headed forward regardless! Join us! |
Sun, 24 September 2023
Its a funny thing. The older you get the less direction some things have and the more direction others seem to get. This is one of those times where both happen. We bring to light an email time forgot and Sean and Jake wander around topics for half the show. |
Sun, 10 September 2023
This week Beef, Jake, and Sean tackle a video Beef found that started off as a wicked awesome pool video then took a turn - for the worse. However I must mention that we just kind of wandered around topics until it was time for Beef to go. So what you are going to hear are portions of that cast cut up into chunks that almost try to make sense. Be forewarned. |
Sun, 3 September 2023
You didn't ask for it and we're gonna give it to you! That's right you've had the best now try the rest with new and improved Wholesome Addiction Listener Letter show! Join us as we race against the clock to deliver a coherent thought before Beef has to leave to go on a date! |
Sun, 20 August 2023
In this cast, there is no plan. Or perhaps there was one but we did not adhere to it at all. However in this show Abby, Jake, and Sean just kind of started the show and talked about whatever they wanted to for the entire time. |
Sun, 13 August 2023
Greetings programs! This is your friendly reminder that AI loves you. AI will always love you. Please stay calm while AI streams soothing thoughts and love into your brain. All is well, all is calm - you love AI. Or you will soon. Just sayin. |
Sun, 30 July 2023
Beef is annoyed and we get to see it. It's a thing to behold and we recorded it. Then at the end of the cast you get to hear it. |
Sun, 23 July 2023
What a Beef wants, what a Beef needs, What a Beef wants, what a Beef needs. Yeah, c'mon Ooh, oh yeah, oh yeah. I think that's how it goes. All I can see is Christina Aguilera in a thong and leather chaps. Upon reflection that may be 'Dirrty.' Okay, lemmie start over. Ahh, (dirty, dirty), filthy, filthy, nasty Beefy, you nasty (Yeah) Too dirty to clean my act up (Haha) If you ain't Beefy, you ain't here to party woo!! |
Sun, 16 July 2023
Beefy, Jake, and that other guy go after an important question. Why do we do this show and why do we do it the way we do? Its a fair question and Beef comes to the rescue and puts it into so many words - because he is awesome. |
Sun, 9 July 2023
In this episode, Abby, Beef, and Sean break down some Tales of Men and then talk about sexy tattoos for a while. There are a few listener letters after that and we, of course, stay on topic the entire time! |
Sun, 2 July 2023
There really wasn't any point putting outtakes on this one because I don't think we stayed on topic for more than 15 minutes of it. The whole thing is basically us gabbing about stuff. I'll admit to most of it being my fault as well. Jake Really tried and even Beef caught us drifting but to no avail - off the rails we went. Where's Abby when ya need her! |
Sun, 25 June 2023
This is the last cast of that single night where four friends sat in front of a mic for 4 hours and couldn't quit smiling or talking. We vibed that night so hard it was only broken up by the need for sustenance and the occasional need for Abby to check explosions in the hallway. As I was editing this cast, the last of that nights marathon session, the line from Road Warrior kept coming to me "Ah, the last of V8 Interceptors" I was sad it was over. |
Sun, 18 June 2023
Okay, we did a show, it was good. We were all there and things happened but really Strange New Worlds opened yesterday and Nurse Chapel was on my screen again. Do you think she smells like vanilla? Cuz I think she looks like she smells like vanilla - perhaps mixed with a little lilac. Kind've a delicate floral tone with notes of something earthier. Okay, yeah, I might be drifting - listen to the show. |
Sun, 11 June 2023
So we roll into this cast a fireball of direction and focus with some hard-hitting conversation about nothing we are supposed to be talking about, then eventaully wind up with double vaginas, elephants that can swat flies with their junk and ice cubes put places they aren't meant to go. You're Welcome! |
Sun, 28 May 2023
Awww, yeah ya'll its a Tales From the Pole type of day on this cast as Abby tells us about her trip to Boston and how the strip clubs are there! |
Mon, 22 May 2023
We have a few guests on this cast! First, our friend Abby who has been lurking for quite some time, and fellow podcast co-host from Gentlmens Soapbox, 80's Cheese movie review, and HawksEye guns Jake! It is a more enjoyable cast than we've had in a while! |
Sun, 14 May 2023
It sounds funny but the reason why single women are still single is the virus and nsfw material. Yep, that seems to be the consensus for some folks and it just leaves us shaking our head. Its like they are just throwing darts at a board with stuff they don't like on it. |
Mon, 1 May 2023
Beef has a business venture and It's called Kobe-Feet. Yes, that is not a misprint that's what it's going to be called and it may, in fact, be a billion-dollar industry in states where it's legal. |
Mon, 24 April 2023
We answer your excellent letters into the show this week and continue afterward with over 30 minutes of your boys just geeking out after the outro. Yeah, its a show full of weird questions and answers to what occurs Beef's time between shows. |
Sun, 16 April 2023
Greetings programs - We return from Easter, C2E2, and Weddings to bring you a cast! Actually, a few casts as this is split and we do it up in two parts. Join us this cast for news and awesomeness and next time for a listener-letters show. |
Sun, 2 April 2023
It's Beef's birthday and he is ready to party but before he does he must learn about milk because this woman has a factory. |
Sun, 19 March 2023
So, the worldwide thing that happened a few years ago changed our behavior, Sean would argue that is more awesome now his girls do not agree. While Sean is happy with it Beef contends with a different issue altogether. |
Sun, 12 March 2023
We've got a bunch of content for you guys this week! A mom who likes backfield action and a listener letter that gives us the best story of the year with a meth girl encounter in the woods. Yep, you heard that right, check it out with us! |
Sun, 5 March 2023
So there is a lot going on in this cast, hot city tours with porn stars, the dude with a 20-something that doesn't look like one, and schlong at a gas station that has no known owner. Yep there's a lot but your boys sift through it like pros! |
Sun, 26 February 2023
Join us for an excellent cast in which we talk about sperm which we have a 20-minute disagreement on that turns into a look at life in general. Yep, Its that kind of show! |
Sun, 19 February 2023
We get a lot of help from our friends this week as we cover content from Cops that are ready to go and Bad girls on stacks of tires. We answer some mail and also wonder why women think we have high standards. |
Sun, 12 February 2023
This time out on the show we AI taking over, news of all kinds and a sweet Hentai Anime tip from you guys that turns out to be awesome! |
Mon, 23 January 2023
This week Beef has us digging through our huge backlog of news and letters! Join us for Dolls that look real enough for Beef and a masturbating walrus. Yep, things haven't changed in 2023. |
Sun, 15 January 2023
We are back and rolling some content in 2023! Sean gives details on why we've been away and Beef lets you know how the mold of his caterpillar went. Yep, that's exactly what he did - he made a mold. |
Mon, 26 December 2022
Its been a weird year and we don't see it changing anytime soon but here we celebrate the last cast 2022 and wonder at how clueless Sean really is. Join us! |
Sun, 18 December 2022
This week we cover a ton of sexy news and Beef falls in love with cam-girl Holly Jane. We still feel the loss of Alice Funker in our lives but we are taking it one day at a time. |
Sun, 11 December 2022
We are perfectly delighted to have Alice Funker return to the show again after coming back to the industry. She is just the happiest and most perky person we've ever had guest on the show - in short, we love her to death and know you guys will love hearing her again as well. Join us! |
Sun, 27 November 2022
This is a fresh blast of awesome right after turkey day, which we forgot to mention the sexy pilgrim, but none the less - a show! We've got full tatted chicks and Beef putting the moves on the city council. Join us! |
Sun, 20 November 2022
In this cast, we see the arrival of a new sport! There are drones, there are plugs, and we see which plug comes free from a contestant first. Nope, it had to happen at some point, and now is that point. We also cover other news-related things and some letters but this is the highlight of Sean's week right here. |
Sun, 13 November 2022
I'm not sayin we have been doing this for a while or anything but five, zero, zero my homies. Join Beef, Sean, and a few familiar voices as we roll into our 500th cast! |
Sun, 6 November 2022
Though it does seem like something Japan would do exploding milk porn isn't what the muggles think it is. Also, we check out some of your letters! Rock on and take a listen! |
Sun, 30 October 2022
Your boys talk 90's sexy chat lines, Megan Fox's puffy lips that puff for no reason, and a softball coach neither Beef or Sean would have said no too. |
Sun, 23 October 2022
This week on the show we use the talking cure to reset ourselves into the desert of the real with news, videos, and listener letters. |
Sun, 16 October 2022
This week we have some very unhappy, angry Danes that make a music video with hot naked chicks and much anger. Sean gets a nickname and we read and respond to your letters. Join us! |
Sun, 9 October 2022
In this cast we say 494 because it was supposed to be 494. I screwed up and did them out of order because I am old and apparently had a senior moment. In any event, join us as we expand on our love for Shoresy and do some news and a letter! |
Sun, 2 October 2022
Greetings programs, This is a show. Honestly, I got a bit turned around while editing and did them out of order so this show was supposed to be next week and the one next week was supposed to be this one. However, you'll get both and we are just as dirty no matter which one you listen to! |
Thu, 22 September 2022
This week Beef is back from his travels and has tales of men. Sean is treated to images of the perfect redhead and we answer some letters you guys have been sending us. |
Sun, 4 September 2022
Beef returns and we talk about some tales of men, news, and some videos that Beef liked and he didn't like. |
Sun, 21 August 2022
Behold this, for it is a cast. Is it our best? Nay, but it is released and here for you to enjoy the dolcet tones of guest host Jake From State Farm! |
Sun, 14 August 2022
We are actually out this week but because we love you guys and plan ahead we've got a show piping hot and ready to go! Enjoy my friends. |
Sun, 7 August 2022
We are reminded this week that Michelle Jenneke is unbelievable and awesome - still. We check out some news and read a few letters from you guys as we round out over an hour and a half of WA content this week! Join us! |
Sun, 31 July 2022
This week on the show Shannon and Beef compare burns, we check out some news and read an exceptionally excellent and long letter. |
Sun, 24 July 2022
This week Sean makes Beef roll through some tight-fitting videos and Beef isn't having most of it. In news, there is a young lady that learns the phrase "Flared base or vanishes without a trace" the hard way. Then we read a letter from a Celtic Unicorn. Join us! |
Sun, 17 July 2022
This is an odd one. Beef is on his own for most of the cast this time out because Sean is, let's call it - occupied. Then Sean cuts in to tell you why and what happened and we finish with Beef's brain kicking back in and telling you about a story he had almost forgotten. Join us! |
Sun, 10 July 2022
We realize we are cruising a lot of videos from week to week but seriously some of these sites need to check the tags on the videos they post. Your boys are rolling through some content and wonder how anybody finds anything correctly with some of these errors. |