The ridiculous nature of porn plots is on our mind this week. How we few them and why we need them to be as out there as they are. In erotica we check out Dos Cleve's 'Sorority Girl' wake after party wake up story. The Operator selects a few great porn hotness clips with Molly Bennett and one of Sean's favs, Zafira. All three of us realize we had a hidden love of Zumba when we watch Alexis Wright masturbate. And in news we have flying calendar girls, restaurant table sex, binders porn, Alicia Silverstone's Leaf and lots more!

We delve into body types, perception and the media in today's cast. We also wonder at how Tera managed to create an entire world and send a character she largely created herself out into that world to have a some sexy adventures in with her writing skills. Operator presents us with the 90's Asian hotness porn edition featuring Kobe Tai and Asia Carerra. In news we chat about Uma Thurman joining Shia for film sex, legal Zumba hookers, Taiwan funerals with strippers, Halloween sexiness and Sandra Bullock gets Chelsea Handler naked in the shower.

'What does he really mean when he says...' One sees this kind of thing pop up everywhere but to our minds its never really answered correctly. So to add to the pile we take a stab at it ourselves in this weeks feature segment. We take a hard look at Velvet Tripp's story 'A Woman Possessed' in Sweetmeat Press' book Naked Delirium. Operator finds unbelievable porn hotness with Audrey Bitoni and Esperanza Gomez. Our recommendations range form orgasmic readings to strap-on lesbians and in News there's Hulk Hogan's distracted sex tape, library sex races, masturbation bars, Ta-Ta-Tattoo's and loads of shame more!

In honor of our friend Nightwing stopping by on the cast we declare this 'The French Cast' and French kissing and all around smoothness is the order of the day. Operator prepares a bevy of sweet talking French porn with Christine Young and Katsuni in our Porn Hotness segment. Add to that the total win of Priska Farel, threesomes, and French kissing lesbians and you begin to understand where we're at this week. We get seriously intrigued over the sci-fi slanted erotica works of Shon Richards. In news we've got bikini basketball, Ke$ha's ghost sex, a real life anime girl, and the self love bar.