We keep calm and carry this week. The Operator isn't here so Beef and Sean take the helm and drive the ship straight into a pile of porn. 

Join us for the most in-depth conversation about fake camel toe you will hear all week! Seriously, we didn't know it was going to go that way either but here we are. We also cover some things you didn't think you'd be looking at today and nose water. Yes, you heard that right. Its a weird world out there ya'll.

We didn't have a show this week with the regular crew so Sean prodded Mrs. Sean (Shannon) into talking a little erotica (her favs like Xena and Warehouse 13) with him. Enjoy. Also, as a side note we've put some links in the show notes that cover Shannon's current squee - Lorena Garcia. [Sexy Pilgram ON] You're welcome. [Sexy Pilgram OFF]