For our feature topic this week we run down a list from Melanie Curtin on things not to do when meeting women and conclude should men follow this list disaster is sure to follow. We check out Delphine DeRicci's blowjob prose. The Operator reaches into his bag of win and pulls from it clips of Dana Vespoli and Cindy Starfall that will bake your noodle. In news we get to chat about DOMA and Prop 8, Spankin ass for Jesus, Ellen Page is awesome, Burlesconi is a pimp and tons more!

Our feature presentation is the splendor of the glory hole and the perverted sense of mystery that goes along with it. Listener Brad lays it down with some outrageously good clips of Daphne Rosen and Laura Orsolya. And listener Andi chimes in with three epic clips for our Recommendations of the Week. In news we've got: happy Brazilian prostitutes, government blowjob cover-ups, the Exxxotica show, kinect porn and much more! 

This week we tip our collective hats to Ms. Quote's 'Adult Sex Ed Month' in our feature segment. In news we chat up Tumblr's already doing ads, Michael Douglas' cunnilingus addiction, Kardashians spoofing, topless protestors, and Amanda Bynes. We've also put together some crazy hot clips in porn hotness and our recommendations of the week!