In episode 302 we cover things that didn't happen during Sean's anniversary, Listener questions where a very awesome woman tells us how it is with her, and Beef loves the Expanse. Call WA for a good time!

The Markle, Beef says it's not that hard. Not only does he say this, he keeps saying it. And that's why we love him. Sure we talk about other things in this episode - but what's important is stretching. Beef just knows that's all that's required. Join us to hear why...

It's our 300th cast this week! That's right ya'll, we go back to our roots and talk sexy news, listener questions and the general goofery that made us the legends in our own minds that we've become today! Love it, live it!

This week we mess around, forget to do an outro and generally cause chaos. Mostly, we think, because we are joined this week by BBW star Alexxxis Allure! That's right, we released a cast on Mother's Day about giant boobs... you're welcome!

This week we are joined by the ever talented Evelyn Milano - Elite Sadistic Humiliatrix. Yep, you read that correctly. She badass, paid by the minute and has the most golden-sweet voice you've ever heard. Trust us, this isn't a cast you'll want to miss.

Who knew a sex cult was on the menu?! Nicki Clyne AND Allison Mack being sex cult recruiters. I think I've had that fantasy before. I just didn't know it was a real-life thing. 

We cover some news this week without The Operator - we do our best. Also, how much is a virgin worth? A young lady is trying to put a price on it. 

A few weeks ago we we're informed in no uncertain terms that phone sex lines weren't dead. We scoffed. Then that same person told us not only were we wrong but she was, in fact, a phone sex girl. As you might expect we had to have her on the show. She agreed and that's how Amberly Rothfield came to hang out with three middle age nerds and talk about phone boning and her website.  We were enthralled for 2 hours. You will be too. 

The Operator seemed to have something else to do on Easter so Beef and Sean carried on in the grand tradition of the show. We learned that there is a right way and a wrong way to spend a bunch of cash on hookers. And a guy named Saul found the wrong way. Let us recount his cautionary tale to you that we might all learn together. Join us!

This week we take a ride with the hotness that is Supermodel Paulina Porizkova and her naked modelling at age 52. Folks are getting crazy with the giant penis stone and later we check out some listener mail. Join us for a ripping good time as Beef struggles to recover from St. Paddies day, Sean finds weird things to stick a member in and Op is entirely too cheerful.