In podcast 356 we go off the rails. No really, We spent so much time gabbing before the show I had to include about a third of it just because, well, we had to include it. Sure, there's talk of sexiness and adult content before the outro music but a good bit of us being us after the outro as well.

Listener letters! No really, we did it this time and did it right. Plus we learned Beef doesn't like sounding. Hey, who knew, am I right? 

This week we've got long necks, drama, when we find out Operator, doesn't really love us like he says he does, and a homicidal little person to talk about on the show. Yep, you might say we have reverted to type this week. Join us!

We are totally sidetracked this week by a hat and a toe. I wish I had more for you but it's mostly talk of a hat and a toe.

This week on the show we feature special guest Kenzie Taylor! Kenzie drops by to talk about the upcoming Captian Marvel porn parody that is about to drop on we the porn-watching public. Join us for that and more on this week's Wholesome Addiction!

This is a vegan cast this week! That's right no Beef this week and we are all sad about it - prolly more than you to be honest. It's a funny world we live in: Bella Thorne starts directing porn and Farrah Abraham is back in the news... somehow. Yeah, we know but if she would stop doing stupid things we'd stop covering it. 

Podcast 350: The life and times of folks who may have done things you don't want to do. I'm not saying you'd want to but the option is available. However, we will say don't inject your manhood with needles, you know, like, ever. Just an important tip from us to you. 

Podcast 349 will go down in history as... a cast - mostly like the other 348 we've done. I wrote a long description that was both epic and witty earlier. Then the upload window of our podcast hosting provider apparently deemed it took too long so the browser timed out and I lost it. I am severely annoyed. It was all like: blah blah, a witty comment, a pithy joke, followed by some content, then a sharp yet insightful social commentary on the times we live in followed by more content, then a wickedly enlightened observation about the nature of human sexuality that would have changed all our lives had you heard it. Truly, it would have moved you. I closed up with a warm sentiment of good-natured inclusion that would have brought us a little closer as a people. Seriously we are all less because of the loss. F’ing browser session timeouts.

Sometimes you may think we don't listen, but we do. Sometimes you may think Beef smells of man stink, he does. Sometimes you might wonder if Sean really does have a love for Rom-Com's, Yes, yes he does. All those things are indeed true, but never worry that we don't check our email - because we do! So this week we've got your mail, cosmo butt stuff, nipple types and we do weird stuff to fix birth-rates - Sean was right.

Did you know there is a school in Columbia where an adult star teaches students how to be adult stars? Neither did we but its true. We talk a bunch of truth this week including the only time we've ever seen Beef lose it and the one time Sean got high - spoilers, he couldn't hang. Join us this episode and roll with the good times.  

This week on the show we learn things. For instance, did you know that a water fountain isn't called that? Do you hate Canadian Beer? Is a story about Maverick from Top Gun completely not moving on and becoming 'That Guy From High School' a strange thing that makes you uncomfortable but you don't know why? Join as we discuss all this and procuring the services of professionals at adult establishments on episode 346!

We rally this week as our lost brother rejoins us for this excellent episode of the show. We've got everything from Lindsay Lohan and Cuba's toy industry to wicked hot girls that like to squeeze you till you bleed. Check it out my homies!

We found proof that we might live inside the Matrix. Don't believe me? Okay try this, splice Jaime Pressly and Margo Robbie's faces together and tell me what's happening at that point. Trinity: How much like it, was it the same cat? Neo: Might have been, I’m not sure. Also we reach into the mailbag and check out some awesome mail from you guys. Rock on!

Join us for a little chat with our the talented and sexy Ember Snow! We had the best time Ember with Topics that ranged from video games to time on the job that was smooth as butter. Trust us when we tell you that you might wanna check this out!

It's a fine day for some sexy news and a little naked acting here on the cast. Not us doing the acting other, better-looking people that do it for a living and look better not wearing clothes. Come to think of it they prolly sound better than we do while going about their jobs too. But we do read the hell out of some sexy news. 

We're back! That's right ya'll we got it together this week and put it to 'em - we made a show. This week its sex benches and Sean has a story of awesomeness. Join us for the return of Wholesome Addiction!

Welcome to this Mother's Day edition of Wholesome Addiction that has nothing to do with Mother's Day! Mostly it's talk of Game of Thrones and naked hot women. Enjoy!

Behold this, a podcast! We did search the depths of scheduling and found but one sliver of space-time where a convergence might occur. We took that time and made it be true. Is it our best technical performance? No, no it isn't. But the phrase 'any landing you can walk away from' seems to fit here. Witness and be merry!

Do you wanna talk about Arya and Gentry finally hooking up on Game of Thrones and how you feel kinda weird inside watching little Arya get it on? You know she's a grown woman but still, it's like your little sister. Good b'c I don't want to talk about it either so what we're going to do instead is talk about Alison Mack, 5D porn and things like that till this feeling passes. 

This week Beef and Sean limp through a cast without Operator's guidance. We even stayed on topic for most of the show! Op is gonna be so proud. Sean only went off the rails once or twice!

The best of the best, of the best. That is the question Sean ponders on today's show. Don't ask us, we aren't sure what's wrong with him either. We just sort of learned to roll with it. This episode sponsored by friend of the show Ken - who supports our lazy!

This week we don't cut our manhood up. We don't cut our manhood up and we don't punch extra holes in it - except for Beef. We do some news and read some of your letters which got us down memory lane with our 80's favorites and Paige Spiranac hits one hell of a ball. Join us and once again for not dying while having our manhood cut up. Trust us on this one. 

Special Guest Linsey from LJForeplay joins us on the cast this week! You know, the girl who got kicked out of a con for not stopping sucking on a phallus shaped lolipop. Yep, the one and same. Join us for Linsey and stay for the listener questions afterward - it should be a fun time!

Hot, Angry... yoga. Honestly Yoga pants and girls cussing up a storm sounds pretty awesome. This week Beef has a detachable appendage, Sean orders a tent and we check out one sexy koala bear. You heard me right, koala bear. Look, seriously, this is what happens when we skip a week. It's not pretty. 

Join us this week as we talk stuff, and, things! We cover our girl Farrah Abraham... yet again, reason that Alita is over 300 years old and a cyborg so is completely 'on the menu' and other topics of equal note. Join us!

This week on the show we have no idea what we're doing. The Operator is out and it becomes very clear once again he is the driving force that keeps us on the straight and narrow. Get ready for some wondering as Beef and Sean try and tackle news and a few listener questions. 

This week on the show y'all had some things to say about recent advertising. We are always here to listen. Also on today's show, we go over age gaps, medical procedures and snakes. Join us for an hour and a half of laser focused listener letters!

What do R. Kelly, Tie Pods, RDJ, U.S. birth rates and Cheetara all have in common? They are all topics that come up on our news cast this week! Like Luke on a bombing run we "Stay on Target" and never drift from our selected subject matter. You can count on us!

This week on the show we tackle a backlog of listener questions, Beef makes a jingle, it's pointed out to us that we are, in fact, S.O.B. then we fathom the deep questions of our time. A normal Sunday night!

This week we take you through a backlog of news and other asorted sundries. It's pretty much the norm: ghost sex, bad parenting, labia fillers and mega-brothels. Just in a days work here at the ol' salt mine. 

In this episode we break Beef. Okay we don't per say, really a listener does, then we make Beef live through it. It's listener questions this week and man are there some great ones! Like we said, Beef may be right one day but that day won't be soon.

"Gentleman, let's broaden our minds. Lawrence!" ~The Joker

Merry Kreez nutz ya'll - here's some booty! We thought we'd drop a few more shows before the end of the year so here is a pre-recorded cast for you to enjoy during the most holy of days!

This week we have the super-talented and completely lovely Jillian Janson on the show! Jillian stops by and completely sexy's the place up with her charm and stories of how she got into the industry. We also get the 411 on how it went with puppet Elvis - you heard me, puppet Elvis. Join us!

We return to form this week with some user questions, lists, and news. We find out even John Stamos can't resist Jodie Sweetin, we can't really blame him. 

Murder Van Ya'll, that's all we're say'n. We roll through part II of our interview with Amberly Rothfield. Just strap in and hang ya'll we're gonna make it weird.

This week we have one of our favorite people back on the show! Join us for part 1 of this 2 part cast as Amberly Rothfield joins us to chat about her time in New Jersey and her experiences at some sexy cons. Also on this show: Sean gushes about his love for Nina Hartley and the triumphant return of Cletus and Bobunk!

This week on the show Sean has an Elf Fetish, The Operator is broken by Wednesday Addams, we wonder what happened to Tia Carrere,  Beef is having chest pains, and all that is in the first twenty minutes. Join us for all this and more this week on Wholesome Addiction! 

This week on the show we have the extremely talented and sublime Casey Carter! We cover everything from erotica and video clip length to belly-bulging and Asian eels. We loved hanging with Casey and are positive you will too. Join us!

We comb through some news this week on the show. First of all, I don't remember women coming on to me or anyone I knew in middle school and high school at all. But apparently, it seems to be happening. Actually, check that, women have never come on to me this way... nevermind, this might be normal. Also, a dude who collects junk in jars. It's a strange show this week. Join us!

We open up the holes of glory this week on the show and read off questions from you the listeners! We wouldn't say we answer them but we do have responses! Join us for this and a report of a completely destroyed hind-end of a beloved adult star! 

This week on the show we bid farewell to a legend and try and fathom what the hell is going on in Iceland. Apparently whatever it is they've got the folks in Cali all hot and bothered. 

This week on the show we are joined by the completely wonderful and talented Kelley Cabbana! Sean is a little upset at first but he gets over it quickly when Kelley joins us and wraps us around her sexy finger. 

This week we've got toys! We had some scheduling conundrums with your trio this week but lucky for us Shannon (Sean's wife) stopped by to chew the fat a bit and talk about sex toys and what she and Sean find to work for them. We had a great time chatting and hope you'll have as good a time listening!

This week Sean empties the mailbag and we delve deep into the vast hole of your glory, again and again, we plunge into the well of your writings until there's nothing left and we explode into enlightenment - then roll over and fall asleep. 

I scream she screams, we all scream over ice cream... Look we tried, really we did but as any longtime listener knows sometimes Sean slips the chain and gets loose. That's what happened this week - we're sorry in advance.

For Labor Day we have a special guest this week in the form of the beautiful and talented Meana Wolf. Join us as we talk to Meana about herself, the business, what kind of porn she likes to watch, and what kind she likes to do. We loved talking to her and you guys are gonna love the way she sounds.  

This week on the show we cover some fine looking booty, the bunny ranch is shut down, Yanet is single, your awesome letters answered, and one very horny turtle. It's a cast to remember.

We are joined on the cast this week by the absolutely adorable Alice Funker. She's 5' 10", a cam girl, and completely worth any amount of time you can give her. Join us for what may be her first podcast appearance and see what a lethal giggle sounds like. We've got to admit, friend of the show Amberly Rothfield was right, we love her!

This week on the show we are joined by the incredibly beautiful and talented Alexis Fawx. In this amazing interview, we cover everything from how to handle a threesome to fat pigeons. You haven’t heard an interview like this before and aren’t likely to again. Join us for one of the most entertaining you’re going to hear this week. Also, Alexis calls us daddy and we just want a witness for that.

This week your WA crew tackles some news and learns that Yanet is still a badass, Superman can't date and that we REALLY should do some kind of study because... science. Join us and learn about what it is to be in the know!

This week we postulate on the virtues of Alien Queen sex while answering a load of listener email. Because, as always, we tackle the hard questions for you - the listener. 

This week on the show we are joined by the beautiful and talented Cindy Starfall! She's 4'11" of sexy awesome and we have her all to ourselves for quite some time on the cast this time around. Join us for some sexy fun time, trust us, you don't want to miss this!

This week we cover some sexy news and then start drifting like we sometimes do. Mostly we blame Sean. Regardless, we had a great time. Join us!

Ladies, have you ever wanted to wear labia around your neck? Well, of course you have, I mean, who hasn't? Now you can with this fabulous new technique. Yes, make this beautiful pendant with your own lady flesh in it that will be a timeless reminder that you had your lips lasered. This and other topics on cast 303, join us!

In episode 302 we cover things that didn't happen during Sean's anniversary, Listener questions where a very awesome woman tells us how it is with her, and Beef loves the Expanse. Call WA for a good time!

The Markle, Beef says it's not that hard. Not only does he say this, he keeps saying it. And that's why we love him. Sure we talk about other things in this episode - but what's important is stretching. Beef just knows that's all that's required. Join us to hear why...

It's our 300th cast this week! That's right ya'll, we go back to our roots and talk sexy news, listener questions and the general goofery that made us the legends in our own minds that we've become today! Love it, live it!

This week we mess around, forget to do an outro and generally cause chaos. Mostly, we think, because we are joined this week by BBW star Alexxxis Allure! That's right, we released a cast on Mother's Day about giant boobs... you're welcome!

This week we are joined by the ever talented Evelyn Milano - Elite Sadistic Humiliatrix. Yep, you read that correctly. She badass, paid by the minute and has the most golden-sweet voice you've ever heard. Trust us, this isn't a cast you'll want to miss.

Who knew a sex cult was on the menu?! Nicki Clyne AND Allison Mack being sex cult recruiters. I think I've had that fantasy before. I just didn't know it was a real-life thing. 

We cover some news this week without The Operator - we do our best. Also, how much is a virgin worth? A young lady is trying to put a price on it. 

A few weeks ago we we're informed in no uncertain terms that phone sex lines weren't dead. We scoffed. Then that same person told us not only were we wrong but she was, in fact, a phone sex girl. As you might expect we had to have her on the show. She agreed and that's how Amberly Rothfield came to hang out with three middle age nerds and talk about phone boning and her website.  We were enthralled for 2 hours. You will be too. 

The Operator seemed to have something else to do on Easter so Beef and Sean carried on in the grand tradition of the show. We learned that there is a right way and a wrong way to spend a bunch of cash on hookers. And a guy named Saul found the wrong way. Let us recount his cautionary tale to you that we might all learn together. Join us!

This week we take a ride with the hotness that is Supermodel Paulina Porizkova and her naked modelling at age 52. Folks are getting crazy with the giant penis stone and later we check out some listener mail. Join us for a ripping good time as Beef struggles to recover from St. Paddies day, Sean finds weird things to stick a member in and Op is entirely too cheerful.

We've got a show full of listener questions, The hotness of Penny Pax, and friend of the Show erotica author Angela Crum released her new book 'Wild Thoughts' so it's a full hour and change loaded with dirty. Join us!

Follow three mid-aged men as they tromp through porn, sex, modern sexual issues and a horde of sexy news. Plus the new Booty 2.0 is hitting screensavers near you - meet: Sol Perez.

This week we cover the Olympics... not in the wholesome kind of way like CBS. Also, Jake - From State Farm joins us to cover the gaping hole left by The Operator leaving us to fend for ourselves like frighted middle-aged babes in the woods. 

F1 Grid Girls are losing their jobs at the same time as Whitney Wisconsin loses her grip - it's a strange world we live in. We take the time to answer some listener mail and go googly-eyed at Paige Spiranac.

We've talked about how robots are gonna take over before on the show but this week we chat a bit about the how it is to live with one in real life today. There are sides to this that aren't so pretty. Then again there are ladies out there that are saying, "They took ar juubs!" It's a loaded topic for sure and we dive in, as we always do. Plus Sean tells us what happens when you reach the end of the internet. 

What do people do when the worlds about to end? Apparently about what you'd expect - until it doesn't. Then they watch porn and fap like mad. Sounds about right to us.

In this extremely wordy episode of Wholesome Addiction, we cover ground ranging all over the spectrum from women all the way to... women. Then Beef doesn't believe the robots are coming no matter how much The Operator and Sean tell him it is. But first, on this very special episode of WA, Beef stuns the judges with a shattering announcement. See what I did there? Now there's anticipation.  

We tried. No, seriously we did. Sean just hijacks the show and started talking about things in rear ends faster than we knew what was happening. We got it straightened out but not before brain bleach was required. Sorry about that. Don't check the show notes.

To round out the beginning of the year bring you some news, wonder at how amazing Aly Raisman is and generally rip on Beef. Its a full figured cast this week! Welcome to 2018!

The revolution is coming! Or as some say, it's already here. Sex dolls, depending on where you stand on the subject they are the saviour of the modern world or the scourge of everything we hold dear as humans - then again there are others that just don't care. Join us as we move forward into a brave new world. Also, we review a bunch of examples of video-based nastiness like the old world folks not doing robots used to do.

What can I do - As a Man - it's an important, heavy question which we are asked this week. And, as always, we respond with the same gravity in which we were asked. Also, we look at porn and maid videos for the holidays! Cheers and holidays, new years, drinking and porn to you all, and to all a good fap.

It's a listener show this week and we answer some awesome mail. Along the way, there is: Top Gun, Bon Jovi, Centauress and squid-girl hentai, oh yeah, and Sean is hung over. All in all its a full show!

A holiday time for videos and sexy news. Oh yes my friends, there's a family video and a guy in a cat shirt gets a hummer in front of mom by his step-sister. 

We've packed a lot into the show this week. Sexy news, a new erotica review, Vlad's second round in the game of sexy time, and Ken sent in some hot clips from his weekly porn musings. Both of them will leave you reeling. Join us for some hotness and sit-a-spell.

We've got a fantastic show for you guys this week. Trouble stops by to hang with the guys and go over some reaction mail to episode 276's 25. Then we have the return of Vlad and his questions of doom! Join us for a great time!

The return of Wholesome Addiction brings you three hosts that run all over the place this week. Everything from Bladerunner spoilers to sexy tree nymph porn is on the menu plus some other stuff I'm sure I forgot about at this point. Join us!

It's a vegan cast this week as Beef isn't able to join us. However hearing Beef wasn't going to be there Trouble picked up the slack and brought the show home. There are milk drinking cows, nippled spacecraft and shocking confessions on the cast this week. You won't want to miss this - I'm not talking clickbait here ya'll.

We take a little time out to catch up and some much-needed listener questions and prove without a shadow of a doubt how behind we are on this particular subject. However a lot of great questions come out of this session so buckle in and strap it on... or however you identify penetration. 

Welcome to the cast that almost wasn't! We had some audio problems this week but luckily the boys pulled through in fine style! Also, Hef passed this week and the gents pay respects like you knew they would.

The Operator left Beef and Sean by themselves for this show. We huddled for warmth and generally cried a little bit. Then did some sexy news and talked about Beef's cat. Because that's what happens when Operator isn't here to guide us - it's his fault really.

The Operator is confused this week by boobs. Listen in as he tells his tale of boobs at the mall and what he should do about it. Also, Sean's other half is confused by a new toy she bought and throws up the bat signal for advice. Nope, we aren't kidding, this all happened. 

We tackle the hard questions this time on the show. Like Frost/Nixon we get to the bottom of the challenging questions of our day like, how exactly did Kevin Costner land that Robin Hood gig? How long is long enough for Whitney Wisconsin to be an option? You know, we consider only the most important questions.

We take a scary glimpse into the future and consider what is to become of the human race, sexually. Honestly, Sean wasn't that scared but the rest of us should be terrified. Then we watch some naked people doing naughty things and we forgot about the future. Also, Beefs butt hurt. 

I'm not quite sure what we were on this time out but whatever it was we need more of it. On the 269 'cast we discuss the impossible made real and Beef rejects this reality on the whole and tries to wake up from the matrix. Also, there are a few nope moments and lady bits on the facial area - literally. You won't want to miss this show.

This week on the show we cover a great number of things such as, never spend money thinking you're getting Megan Fox when what you're actually getting is not Megan Fox. Wise words that can help all our lives. This week on the show while doing all our life lessons Op has pink eye, Beef is frustrated and Sean is itchy - it's a great show! 

We examine some new talent in the industry as we check out work from Apolonia Lapiedra in this weeks show. We also take a look at a few recommendations that you the listeners have sent our way. And for some reason, some folks think boobs were out at some point? We don't think so. 

This week: Cooking with Semen! No we aren't kidding this is a thing. Also we take a listener question and make fun of Sean's love of Rom-Com's. Join us!

We return with a show this week after Sean's birthday and Beef went camping. And does Beef have an almost story for you! We also take care of a few listener questions and prepare for the upcoming wedding of the Operator in typical WA style!

This week we celebrate Minxy Panda and Charli Mckenna in Riot All Stars' Medical Exam. Ya'll need to check this out. We aren't kidding. Our homie JJ hooked us up like crazy here AND we are introduced to the badassery of Charli McKenna. To say the least its an epic cast. Also, we learn that Beef likes Dragon member. Just saying, there's a lot of firsts this week.

We have the return of Vlad this week and that has us on a plane to Japan. Also, we cover the pros and cons of topless jogging and a flaming response letter to a previous show. Also, we have actual porn on the porn, I know, we were shocked too.

Gather round boys and girls as we journey forth into story time with Uncle Sean! This week Sean tells, at length, what happened the last time he went to the local strip club! We also field a very important question about breast size this week - because we aren't afraid to tackle the important questions of our day. You're welcome!

We cover all the bases and check: out some sexy news, a listener question or two - including booty-slapping not so good times. Then listener Andi introduces Sean to Lucy Li, and we find out what Beef does when it gets to be summer time in Scanson (Hint: it involves cats) Check us out for this and how Sean plans to be introduced to Operators Father at the wedding all this week on Wholesome Addiction 261!

We take over your mind this week with the sexual nugget question. It is a... puzzlement. We also catch up on news and Sean marvels at girls with Hula Hoops. So it's a full show full of the current issues of our day - join us!

Letters ya'll! All three of your hosts report for duty and answer letters from you! Who says we aren't timely? I mean some of these things are only a few months old.

Standby ya'll Vegan cast ahead! That's right, Beef is travelling this week and Operator and I carry on and do good things in sexy news and check out some sweet vids. Join us!

This week Sean Travels to 'Scanson and winds up podcasting in Cecil's basement with Beef. It was an eventful week really: Beef got a lap dance... in a sushi place, we then proceeded to actual strip clubs and sampled the Wisconsin area's dancers. A fun time was had by all!