This week on the show Sean has an Elf Fetish, The Operator is broken by Wednesday Addams, we wonder what happened to Tia Carrere,  Beef is having chest pains, and all that is in the first twenty minutes. Join us for all this and more this week on Wholesome Addiction! 

This week on the show we have the extremely talented and sublime Casey Carter! We cover everything from erotica and video clip length to belly-bulging and Asian eels. We loved hanging with Casey and are positive you will too. Join us!

We comb through some news this week on the show. First of all, I don't remember women coming on to me or anyone I knew in middle school and high school at all. But apparently, it seems to be happening. Actually, check that, women have never come on to me this way... nevermind, this might be normal. Also, a dude who collects junk in jars. It's a strange show this week. Join us!

We open up the holes of glory this week on the show and read off questions from you the listeners! We wouldn't say we answer them but we do have responses! Join us for this and a report of a completely destroyed hind-end of a beloved adult star! 

This week on the show we bid farewell to a legend and try and fathom what the hell is going on in Iceland. Apparently whatever it is they've got the folks in Cali all hot and bothered. 

This week on the show we are joined by the completely wonderful and talented Kelley Cabbana! Sean is a little upset at first but he gets over it quickly when Kelley joins us and wraps us around her sexy finger. 

This week we've got toys! We had some scheduling conundrums with your trio this week but lucky for us Shannon (Sean's wife) stopped by to chew the fat a bit and talk about sex toys and what she and Sean find to work for them. We had a great time chatting and hope you'll have as good a time listening!

This week Sean empties the mailbag and we delve deep into the vast hole of your glory, again and again, we plunge into the well of your writings until there's nothing left and we explode into enlightenment - then roll over and fall asleep. 

I scream she screams, we all scream over ice cream... Look we tried, really we did but as any longtime listener knows sometimes Sean slips the chain and gets loose. That's what happened this week - we're sorry in advance.

For Labor Day we have a special guest this week in the form of the beautiful and talented Meana Wolf. Join us as we talk to Meana about herself, the business, what kind of porn she likes to watch, and what kind she likes to do. We loved talking to her and you guys are gonna love the way she sounds.  

This week on the show we cover some fine looking booty, the bunny ranch is shut down, Yanet is single, your awesome letters answered, and one very horny turtle. It's a cast to remember.

We are joined on the cast this week by the absolutely adorable Alice Funker. She's 5' 10", a cam girl, and completely worth any amount of time you can give her. Join us for what may be her first podcast appearance and see what a lethal giggle sounds like. We've got to admit, friend of the show Amberly Rothfield was right, we love her!

This week on the show we are joined by the incredibly beautiful and talented Alexis Fawx. In this amazing interview, we cover everything from how to handle a threesome to fat pigeons. You haven’t heard an interview like this before and aren’t likely to again. Join us for one of the most entertaining you’re going to hear this week. Also, Alexis calls us daddy and we just want a witness for that.

This week your WA crew tackles some news and learns that Yanet is still a badass, Superman can't date and that we REALLY should do some kind of study because... science. Join us and learn about what it is to be in the know!

This week we postulate on the virtues of Alien Queen sex while answering a load of listener email. Because, as always, we tackle the hard questions for you - the listener. 

This week on the show we are joined by the beautiful and talented Cindy Starfall! She's 4'11" of sexy awesome and we have her all to ourselves for quite some time on the cast this time around. Join us for some sexy fun time, trust us, you don't want to miss this!

This week we cover some sexy news and then start drifting like we sometimes do. Mostly we blame Sean. Regardless, we had a great time. Join us!

Ladies, have you ever wanted to wear labia around your neck? Well, of course you have, I mean, who hasn't? Now you can with this fabulous new technique. Yes, make this beautiful pendant with your own lady flesh in it that will be a timeless reminder that you had your lips lasered. This and other topics on cast 303, join us!

In episode 302 we cover things that didn't happen during Sean's anniversary, Listener questions where a very awesome woman tells us how it is with her, and Beef loves the Expanse. Call WA for a good time!

The Markle, Beef says it's not that hard. Not only does he say this, he keeps saying it. And that's why we love him. Sure we talk about other things in this episode - but what's important is stretching. Beef just knows that's all that's required. Join us to hear why...

It's our 300th cast this week! That's right ya'll, we go back to our roots and talk sexy news, listener questions and the general goofery that made us the legends in our own minds that we've become today! Love it, live it!

This week we mess around, forget to do an outro and generally cause chaos. Mostly, we think, because we are joined this week by BBW star Alexxxis Allure! That's right, we released a cast on Mother's Day about giant boobs... you're welcome!

This week we are joined by the ever talented Evelyn Milano - Elite Sadistic Humiliatrix. Yep, you read that correctly. She badass, paid by the minute and has the most golden-sweet voice you've ever heard. Trust us, this isn't a cast you'll want to miss.

Who knew a sex cult was on the menu?! Nicki Clyne AND Allison Mack being sex cult recruiters. I think I've had that fantasy before. I just didn't know it was a real-life thing. 

We cover some news this week without The Operator - we do our best. Also, how much is a virgin worth? A young lady is trying to put a price on it. 

A few weeks ago we we're informed in no uncertain terms that phone sex lines weren't dead. We scoffed. Then that same person told us not only were we wrong but she was, in fact, a phone sex girl. As you might expect we had to have her on the show. She agreed and that's how Amberly Rothfield came to hang out with three middle age nerds and talk about phone boning and her website.  We were enthralled for 2 hours. You will be too. 

The Operator seemed to have something else to do on Easter so Beef and Sean carried on in the grand tradition of the show. We learned that there is a right way and a wrong way to spend a bunch of cash on hookers. And a guy named Saul found the wrong way. Let us recount his cautionary tale to you that we might all learn together. Join us!

This week we take a ride with the hotness that is Supermodel Paulina Porizkova and her naked modelling at age 52. Folks are getting crazy with the giant penis stone and later we check out some listener mail. Join us for a ripping good time as Beef struggles to recover from St. Paddies day, Sean finds weird things to stick a member in and Op is entirely too cheerful.

We've got a show full of listener questions, The hotness of Penny Pax, and friend of the Show erotica author Angela Crum released her new book 'Wild Thoughts' so it's a full hour and change loaded with dirty. Join us!

Follow three mid-aged men as they tromp through porn, sex, modern sexual issues and a horde of sexy news. Plus the new Booty 2.0 is hitting screensavers near you - meet: Sol Perez.

This week we cover the Olympics... not in the wholesome kind of way like CBS. Also, Jake - From State Farm joins us to cover the gaping hole left by The Operator leaving us to fend for ourselves like frighted middle-aged babes in the woods. 

F1 Grid Girls are losing their jobs at the same time as Whitney Wisconsin loses her grip - it's a strange world we live in. We take the time to answer some listener mail and go googly-eyed at Paige Spiranac.

We've talked about how robots are gonna take over before on the show but this week we chat a bit about the how it is to live with one in real life today. There are sides to this that aren't so pretty. Then again there are ladies out there that are saying, "They took ar juubs!" It's a loaded topic for sure and we dive in, as we always do. Plus Sean tells us what happens when you reach the end of the internet. 

What do people do when the worlds about to end? Apparently about what you'd expect - until it doesn't. Then they watch porn and fap like mad. Sounds about right to us.

In this extremely wordy episode of Wholesome Addiction, we cover ground ranging all over the spectrum from women all the way to... women. Then Beef doesn't believe the robots are coming no matter how much The Operator and Sean tell him it is. But first, on this very special episode of WA, Beef stuns the judges with a shattering announcement. See what I did there? Now there's anticipation.  

We tried. No, seriously we did. Sean just hijacks the show and started talking about things in rear ends faster than we knew what was happening. We got it straightened out but not before brain bleach was required. Sorry about that. Don't check the show notes.

To round out the beginning of the year bring you some news, wonder at how amazing Aly Raisman is and generally rip on Beef. Its a full figured cast this week! Welcome to 2018!

The revolution is coming! Or as some say, it's already here. Sex dolls, depending on where you stand on the subject they are the saviour of the modern world or the scourge of everything we hold dear as humans - then again there are others that just don't care. Join us as we move forward into a brave new world. Also, we review a bunch of examples of video-based nastiness like the old world folks not doing robots used to do.

What can I do - As a Man - it's an important, heavy question which we are asked this week. And, as always, we respond with the same gravity in which we were asked. Also, we look at porn and maid videos for the holidays! Cheers and holidays, new years, drinking and porn to you all, and to all a good fap.

It's a listener show this week and we answer some awesome mail. Along the way, there is: Top Gun, Bon Jovi, Centauress and squid-girl hentai, oh yeah, and Sean is hung over. All in all its a full show!

A holiday time for videos and sexy news. Oh yes my friends, there's a family video and a guy in a cat shirt gets a hummer in front of mom by his step-sister. 

We've packed a lot into the show this week. Sexy news, a new erotica review, Vlad's second round in the game of sexy time, and Ken sent in some hot clips from his weekly porn musings. Both of them will leave you reeling. Join us for some hotness and sit-a-spell.

We've got a fantastic show for you guys this week. Trouble stops by to hang with the guys and go over some reaction mail to episode 276's 25. Then we have the return of Vlad and his questions of doom! Join us for a great time!

The return of Wholesome Addiction brings you three hosts that run all over the place this week. Everything from Bladerunner spoilers to sexy tree nymph porn is on the menu plus some other stuff I'm sure I forgot about at this point. Join us!

It's a vegan cast this week as Beef isn't able to join us. However hearing Beef wasn't going to be there Trouble picked up the slack and brought the show home. There are milk drinking cows, nippled spacecraft and shocking confessions on the cast this week. You won't want to miss this - I'm not talking clickbait here ya'll.

We take a little time out to catch up and some much-needed listener questions and prove without a shadow of a doubt how behind we are on this particular subject. However a lot of great questions come out of this session so buckle in and strap it on... or however you identify penetration. 

Welcome to the cast that almost wasn't! We had some audio problems this week but luckily the boys pulled through in fine style! Also, Hef passed this week and the gents pay respects like you knew they would.

The Operator left Beef and Sean by themselves for this show. We huddled for warmth and generally cried a little bit. Then did some sexy news and talked about Beef's cat. Because that's what happens when Operator isn't here to guide us - it's his fault really.

The Operator is confused this week by boobs. Listen in as he tells his tale of boobs at the mall and what he should do about it. Also, Sean's other half is confused by a new toy she bought and throws up the bat signal for advice. Nope, we aren't kidding, this all happened. 

We tackle the hard questions this time on the show. Like Frost/Nixon we get to the bottom of the challenging questions of our day like, how exactly did Kevin Costner land that Robin Hood gig? How long is long enough for Whitney Wisconsin to be an option? You know, we consider only the most important questions.

We take a scary glimpse into the future and consider what is to become of the human race, sexually. Honestly, Sean wasn't that scared but the rest of us should be terrified. Then we watch some naked people doing naughty things and we forgot about the future. Also, Beefs butt hurt. 

I'm not quite sure what we were on this time out but whatever it was we need more of it. On the 269 'cast we discuss the impossible made real and Beef rejects this reality on the whole and tries to wake up from the matrix. Also, there are a few nope moments and lady bits on the facial area - literally. You won't want to miss this show.

This week on the show we cover a great number of things such as, never spend money thinking you're getting Megan Fox when what you're actually getting is not Megan Fox. Wise words that can help all our lives. This week on the show while doing all our life lessons Op has pink eye, Beef is frustrated and Sean is itchy - it's a great show! 

We examine some new talent in the industry as we check out work from Apolonia Lapiedra in this weeks show. We also take a look at a few recommendations that you the listeners have sent our way. And for some reason, some folks think boobs were out at some point? We don't think so. 

This week: Cooking with Semen! No we aren't kidding this is a thing. Also we take a listener question and make fun of Sean's love of Rom-Com's. Join us!

We return with a show this week after Sean's birthday and Beef went camping. And does Beef have an almost story for you! We also take care of a few listener questions and prepare for the upcoming wedding of the Operator in typical WA style!

This week we celebrate Minxy Panda and Charli Mckenna in Riot All Stars' Medical Exam. Ya'll need to check this out. We aren't kidding. Our homie JJ hooked us up like crazy here AND we are introduced to the badassery of Charli McKenna. To say the least its an epic cast. Also, we learn that Beef likes Dragon member. Just saying, there's a lot of firsts this week.

We have the return of Vlad this week and that has us on a plane to Japan. Also, we cover the pros and cons of topless jogging and a flaming response letter to a previous show. Also, we have actual porn on the porn, I know, we were shocked too.

Gather round boys and girls as we journey forth into story time with Uncle Sean! This week Sean tells, at length, what happened the last time he went to the local strip club! We also field a very important question about breast size this week - because we aren't afraid to tackle the important questions of our day. You're welcome!

We cover all the bases and check: out some sexy news, a listener question or two - including booty-slapping not so good times. Then listener Andi introduces Sean to Lucy Li, and we find out what Beef does when it gets to be summer time in Scanson (Hint: it involves cats) Check us out for this and how Sean plans to be introduced to Operators Father at the wedding all this week on Wholesome Addiction 261!

We take over your mind this week with the sexual nugget question. It is a... puzzlement. We also catch up on news and Sean marvels at girls with Hula Hoops. So it's a full show full of the current issues of our day - join us!

Letters ya'll! All three of your hosts report for duty and answer letters from you! Who says we aren't timely? I mean some of these things are only a few months old.

Standby ya'll Vegan cast ahead! That's right, Beef is travelling this week and Operator and I carry on and do good things in sexy news and check out some sweet vids. Join us!

This week Sean Travels to 'Scanson and winds up podcasting in Cecil's basement with Beef. It was an eventful week really: Beef got a lap dance... in a sushi place, we then proceeded to actual strip clubs and sampled the Wisconsin area's dancers. A fun time was had by all!

I'm on the run this week visiting Beef in Milwaukee but I still managed to get the cast edited and out before I left. This week on the cast we create a new type of underwear... enjoy! ~Sean

We take some time out to answer a few listener questions this week. Join us as we all take a journey of discovery together in this very special episode of Wholesome Addiction! See, I CAN write a summary that makes sense without brain drift, alien sexual references or strange insertions guys. Okay, almost... Anal fruit loops!

Riiiiiidddde! That's right ya'll we remember the suggestive animation that is Thundarr the Barbarian and his sexy magic princess Ariel this week on the show. Then we move into more traditional topics like butt stuff that comes out the other direction - no, that isn't a typo. Join us for this strange journey this time out on Wholesome Addiction.

This week on the show we discover $24 Disney princess lingerie, that Beef wants to be Freddie Mercury when he grows up and that Mrs. Sean has a thing for Malena Morgan. All in all its a voyage of discovery and entertainment this time out on Wholesome Addiction.

You may know Johnny hates jazz but did you also know Beef hates pandas? You will after this week. And yes, I just made an 80's pop reference to describe Beef's fear of sexual furry. But you won't be able to listen to Shattered Dreams anymore without seeing Beef in a furry panda suit. Such is my genius. 

Happy birthday to Beef! That's right ya'll, its Beef's birthday as we record this and we all gather around to give him the most crap we can... which is what good friends are for. Also the Operator is back and Sean's house lives through a hail storm. Somewhere in there we also talk about porn, read some listener questions and talk sexy news. Join us!

We keep calm and carry this week. The Operator isn't here so Beef and Sean take the helm and drive the ship straight into a pile of porn. 

Join us for the most in-depth conversation about fake camel toe you will hear all week! Seriously, we didn't know it was going to go that way either but here we are. We also cover some things you didn't think you'd be looking at today and nose water. Yes, you heard that right. Its a weird world out there ya'll.

We didn't have a show this week with the regular crew so Sean prodded Mrs. Sean (Shannon) into talking a little erotica (her favs like Xena and Warehouse 13) with him. Enjoy. Also, as a side note we've put some links in the show notes that cover Shannon's current squee - Lorena Garcia. [Sexy Pilgram ON] You're welcome. [Sexy Pilgram OFF]

Rampant, that's what we have on this weeks cast - Rampant Awseome, Statues, and Beef goes on a date. Plus we aren't sure what's happening to Trouble in the background but we've got a pretty good idea. You tell us... are we wrong?

We cover a lot of ground this week on the show. Not the least of which is how we might finally have a Wholesome Addiction meetup. It will be glorious and sweet (we think) but none of that matters. None of that matters because Sean found Phoenix Marie and is now one track minded. Seriously ya'll he's in lusty-love. We may need to get him some help.

Welcome to the jungle we got fun and games, We got everything you want... text edited to avoid copyright issues... we made a show. We got cartwheeling teachers and Yanet - what could you possibly want better than that? We didn't even have to use our AK. We gotta say its been a good day. 

This week on the show Beef and Sean take a trip to BabyDolls, the WA endorsed strip club of choice. The details and names may be a bit on the fuzzy side but the fun we had certainly isn't. Also we check out friend of the show Author Angela Crum and her latest story which Sean is claiming. Join us!

This week we hear a few reactions to some clips we had last week. Spoilers: people were moved. Beef holds the line and proves he's still got it and Sean tells us of the world's best sex toy. Join us!

My fellow co-hosts will tell you that this cast started off great then, at the end, I may have crossed a line or two. We talked of the rise of Overwatch porn in popular porn culture then delved into great stories and were having a great time when suddenly I 'Sean'd' it up and took us on a journey down the path of madness. Untrue! What actually happened is I expanded their minds and it hurt just a little bit as all real growth does from time to time. Just FYI. 

The first cast of the new year. We do it just about like every turn of the cycle here on the show -with porn, stories, and a complete lack of direction, so about like normal. Your welcome. Join us in celebration of the upcoming year of hotness!

Its the last cast for the 2016 year! Join us for some sexy news and outtakes on this new years eve!

On this weeks show The Operator takes a knee. That's right ya'll Op is no longer a bachelor, he is engaged! We poke and prod him at the ladies' insistence that we get the complete story until he cracks and shares. Also, we calculate how many hookers it would take to cover one Brazilian girls virginity. So, just the basics in this one really. Join us, if for no other reason than this is totally the type of show you need to listen to during Christmas!

This week on the show Beef plays with toys, Sean has what appears to be a waking dream, The Operator is a giggle machine, and "Trouble" makes her first appearance on the show! If you were looking for normal and easy going this week... we're afraid you've come to the wrong place. Long live the weird - join us!

Important life lessons. That's what we've got going on for you this week. Beef learns them so you don't have to, and isn't that what life is really about? I mean, other then laughing at our pain. Join us for enlightenment and wisdom this week on Wholesome Addiction!

So yeah, disclaimers abound here. Sean, hijacked the intro and started wandering into SeanLand and after that we all got a scary peek into what goes on in his brain. We strongly recommend you just skip the first 12 minutes of the show, you know, for reasons of sanity. However if you must know and see for yourself all we can say is you've been warned.

Join us as we delve into the important topics of our day such as weightless boobs, Vince from Sham-Wow and other truly pressing issues. You won't find sexy news like this anywhere else ya'll - trust us.

Want to know how Sean's mind works? Of course you don't but he's gonna tell you anyway. We follow the boys through the sexy news and start answering a backlog of listener questions where Jake (from State Farm) asks us what we think was actually happening in that commercial. Unfortunately Sean tells us his version. All this, plus outtakes, on show 234. Join us!

On this very special episode of Wholesome Addiction the guys are challenged to reveal what they're goto porn is when waiting and searching won't do. What do you have bookmarked. The results are more shocking than you might think, unless you listen to the show a lot, in that case you might guess half of them.

This week on the show we celebrate Halloween time once again with the return of the Snack Witch to our constant delight. We are reminded just how completely awesome erotica author Angela Crum is with her new book 'Blood Tears' and Operator gets us back on track as he always does. Join us for da sexy time!  

Once again the ancient pact was called upon and the bro code was upheld. The Operator had important work elsewhere and Sean and Beef struggle to find a way through the show of Sexual Healing to make sense of an insane world. Thankfully they had porn and hotness along the way to guide them. And so it was that cast 231 was rendered. 

Beef Just Had Sex, and it felt so good. And he's not going back to the not having sex days of the past. Just like the Lonely Island Boys Beef is gonna tell us what went on this last weekend. Plus if that's not enough we also have stories from Listeners and a few news items to spice things up a little. Be prepared, it's WA in full effect this week coming to you with an almost two-hour cast. Join us!

We find out Beef has been quite the man about town this week and jet-setting with hot girls in New York. He takes it all in stride though and makes it all seem like its just another day - but we know.

On cast 228 we answer the hard questions, the ones that just... go there. Questions such as, why is Beef sleepy, what kind of car are you, and other burning topics of our day. We also feature hard hitting journalism like "Sean's wife goes to the strip club." We feel like its award winning stuff really, you know, somewhere.

Behold as WA brings forth the birth of "Tap The Bubbler!" yep, it was that kind of show this week. We also had tales of men listener questions and a lot of general goofishness that turns out to be about par for the course - a fun time. Join us!

This week on the show: friend of the show Lou tells us about Home Depot, Cecil tells us how it is, Uncle Beef, some hot porn clips, and of course awesome listener questions. It's a free-for-all here on the show this week - and that's how we like it.

Beef is almost over his rabies, Operator shows his unending love for Yanet Garcia, and Sean ponders what actual sexbots would be like and when we can have them. So basically if you've heard the cast before you know whats coming. If not, well, that's whats coming.

This week on the show, asbestos sheets and Beef cries just a little bit. Also Olympic booty, naked women in the form of porn hotness, Sean tells us about his fav sex positions and we round things off with some excellent listener questions. 

Oh yes Wholesome fans, the one and only Operator rejoins the crew with a minty fresh casting machine and a fresh set of morals. Okay the morals thing is a lie but he did get a new machine and is back with us on the cast. Join the merry band of do gooders this time out.

This week we are a touch lost. The Operator couldn't join us this week due to his computer went boom. Not a little boom, big boom. Big Badda Boom. So though we were a man down we did a show regardless. Mutli-Pass.

This week on the show we do news and field a few listeners questions including one question featuring a giant backlog of comments on the meaning of what we are blabbing on about on older shows. Also bewbs and booty pong. Join us!