All I can tell you about the cast this week is - They're gonna rip it off. Takin' their time right behind my back and I'm talkin' to myself at night because I can't forget back and forth through my mind, behind a cigarette. The message comin' from my eyes says, "Leave it alone!" But you don't have to take my word for it - take a look, its in a book. Wait, thats wrong somehow. Perhaps listen to the show while I sort this out.

Ever wonder if marketing was always the same throughout time? Like take it back a step, 'Do your dinner parties end in random stabbings with all those sharp knives? Then my friend try the new invention sweeping the land - FORK, from the makers of Spoon!' No, Just me then? Fine be that way. So Beef, Jake, and Rita entained a guest on the show today - Matt. I bet Matt get my humor! 

As my man Luda once postulated "How you ain't gon' f*ck? B1tch I'm me I'm the crom damn reason you in V.I.P. CEO, you don't have to see ID I'm young, wild, and strapped like Chi Ali
Blaow, we ain't got nothin' to worry about Whoop ass, let security carry 'em out. Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless. Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace." And there ends the lesson my children. Go now, seek thirds and break a KitKat into fourths. 

Its our first cast of 2026 and you can bet its our best! I mean you could bet that way but odds in Vegas are against it. You ever been to Vegas? Its pretty cool but the food isn't as good as they say it is. I went to Ceasers Palace once and saw absolutley no christians being thrown to lions and no senate stabbings - I felt lied to.