The time has come to cast our glance back and look with reaching eyes to the time when Jake was slightly less old. It is with a full house that we celebrate the thing that Jake does not this week and that pay homage to his entry into this mortal coil all those years ago. 

Once in a while there comes a brave soul that decides being on the show with us is not a scary thing. Sometimes that soul is very comfortable when they get hree and have a great time. Then once in avery great while we find that the geust in question is just one of our own, this is one of those times. Welcome friend of the show Teagan this week!

What is the proper place for chair in the hotel room. Beef and Rita argue in front of the mirror.

From deep in the bowels of his hideout in the woods Sean reachs out and pulls down a file. He edits the talky goodness and sends the file direct to you. The listener. We do it because we care!

To be a Richard or Not to be that is the question have about Beef's stew.

You know how it is when things get hot and heavy behind the zipper. Okay, perhaps you don't but Beef leads the WA crue to find out. He'll bet his catapiller on getting to the bottom of things.

There are times when true life is stranger than fiction. Enter into a world of just such an occurance with the life of Olympic ski jumping and their expanding junk. You heard me - real life man.

Today Beef and Rita go it alone on the show and carry the freak flag forward! We love them because that is just how they do it!

Praise be to the lords of the podcast, Abby is back home on the mic this week and joins us for a show! What is it about? Well I think there is some lists, swinging and Jake is confused at some point. You know, the usual. 

Tis better to have seen b00bs and lost than never to have seen them at all. This is true in the bards time just as its true today. Be excellent to each other - and party on dudes! Hey, do you think John Wick is what would have happened if Ted went to military school? I mean, it could be a thing if the whole music that changes the world doesn't happen. 

All I can tell you about the cast this week is - They're gonna rip it off. Takin' their time right behind my back and I'm talkin' to myself at night because I can't forget back and forth through my mind, behind a cigarette. The message comin' from my eyes says, "Leave it alone!" But you don't have to take my word for it - take a look, its in a book. Wait, thats wrong somehow. Perhaps listen to the show while I sort this out.

Ever wonder if marketing was always the same throughout time? Like take it back a step, 'Do your dinner parties end in random stabbings with all those sharp knives? Then my friend try the new invention sweeping the land - FORK, from the makers of Spoon!' No, Just me then? Fine be that way. So Beef, Jake, and Rita entained a guest on the show today - Matt. I bet Matt get my humor! 

As my man Luda once postulated "How you ain't gon' f*ck? B1tch I'm me I'm the crom damn reason you in V.I.P. CEO, you don't have to see ID I'm young, wild, and strapped like Chi Ali
Blaow, we ain't got nothin' to worry about Whoop ass, let security carry 'em out. Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless. Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace." And there ends the lesson my children. Go now, seek thirds and break a KitKat into fourths. 

Its our first cast of 2026 and you can bet its our best! I mean you could bet that way but odds in Vegas are against it. You ever been to Vegas? Its pretty cool but the food isn't as good as they say it is. I went to Ceasers Palace once and saw absolutley no christians being thrown to lions and no senate stabbings - I felt lied to.