So lets talk a little turkey for Xmas/New Years here. Did I edit this cast, the answer is yes. It is here and I did make the file. Did I listen to anything but the start and the finish and make it clip in to the intro and outro? I did not. I'm assuming what happened was the kind of audio magic that only happens once in a generation. The kind of show that will cure herpies and end world hunger. That is what I, and I'm sure you, are looking forward to. Enjoy!

Hey its holiday time and we have a cast for you. Because we are cool like that. You know Beef loves you but Jake, maybe not. Rita is just a glowing ball of patienence.

Do we know whats going on? We do not. Do we want to know? We do not. We just do like we do and hope Rita can pull us back from the fire. 

Thanksgiving is upon us. Okay thanksgiving is more than upon us, its behind us. So as we peer into the rearview and look into the eyes of the casts favorite holiday we pay tribute to the sexy pilgram - You're Welcome!

Have you ever wondered what happens inside our brain when we read news on the cast and start to drift? Then wonder no more my friends for your answer lies within!

Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel it. And there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna' lead. Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we 'member who we was and where we came from... but most of all we 'members to post this cast cuz we been forgett'n to post it.

I bet you think this is a normal day and a normal cast. I'll bet you think your life can't be changed by a single cast in one fateful hour. Well, in this case you would be correct but we tried anyway.

Get ready, get out your dollar bills ya'll, here comes Hamstering. Yep its a new term ready for primetime and the Crue break it down like a fraction for you. We are truly doing the lords work out here.

Is that the dulcet tones of a frenchman we 'ere? Why Yes it is! Our longtime friend of the show Wing stops by along with Abby in what shall hencefoth be know as mostly middle-age people trying to get cameras working. Oh yeah, its a time to be alive!

Doth mother know you wearth her drapes? Does father knowith where my nut has sallied forth? Is this our best work - Jake has questions. Is it a show - for sure!

What do Mall Rats and rubbing the bean have in common? Only Jake and Beef can connect those dots in this weeks thrilling episode of WA! Yes join us for the quality you've come to expect from this comedy powerhouse!

Hey kids do you like violence? Do you want to see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Just kidding but there is talk of a thing that happened in the art world six years ago and something to do with Ryan Gosling now so you have that to look forward to! Also - riding Jessica Simpson.

Look I'm not saying the gang talked about Beefs swimmers and how they work but that may in fact have happened. Okay it 100 percent happened and we urge you to download to check it out!

Jake's audio is a bit hollow and Rita is running the show this week. Yep, we've got no idea where this is going to go but hey we love to see it!

So let it be written that Beefy is a man of great vision. So let it also be written that Beef and Rita need money to buy a bando and live happily ever after. So with no connection at all let us present to you Rita's House of Feet while Beef reads grocery lists. You heard me!

Look we know who it was and you know who it was but 'someone' has been throwing adult toys out on the court during WNBA games. Now we aren't naming names but it ryhmes with BlampFlampia - we all know that it does. Just syaing.

You know its funny we didn't know we were on a timer until jake wasn't there to run things on the call. THen it got serious.

Chicago seems to be an interesting place right now. They are banned public sex acts however they are super loose on what all that entails. Somehow we doubt its going to wind up being a good thing.

From the 'duh files' comes the study that says sex makes us feel better and less depressed. We can't think a larger waste of peoples time and money that stating a fact that has already been established since we were able to write and speak. Good job researchers! We got a chuckle out of it anyway.

What happens when Sean is out for the week? Thats easy, Beef runs the show and does amazing like always. Join us this time out for Beef, Rita, and Jake classing the place up!

In this exciting episode of Wholesome Addiction we are off to the races. Not the Ponies and sadly not F1, nope, sperm racing. Not kidding in the slightest it is, in fact, racing squigglers under a microscope. We also talk Jessica Simpson and some other topics but really guys the show has team sperm on a ractrack, what more do you need to know?

We are learning things on the cast today. Jake would not save Ferris, Sean still thinks Mia Sara is hot and Beef has a deep voice. Okay, thought you knew all that? Sure, so we also cover Susan Sarandons daughters breast reduction. This and more on this weeks show!

Join us for an exclusive look at what Beef and Rita sound like coming to you from a camper in the middle of the woods! Yep, its close to what they always sound like just with more upsidedown pineapple. We know you can't wait and neither can we!

Hey, we sometimes do what we said we'd do. This isn't one of those times but we did try. Bear with us we are getting it done. Also we talk boobs and sex and stuff.

At the intersection of old and crazy lived a podcast. It was brave and true and totally ready to throw down. In this case we did so talking about perfume a crazy boob tattoo lady and, of course, John Wick. Yep, you didn't ask for this but we did it anyway because - you're welcome.

I did wind up grabbing Jake's backup this week but we have already recorded 613 and it sounds fine so we did work it out. That said, what I can promise this time out is a lot of audio - that and Sean and Jake have a bit of a breeding kink - who knew?

Oh yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of massage, I will fear no lotion. Join us, weary travellers as we find the the nice ladies who used to take care of Sean are now famous on Tik Tok - also the police were there.

Look, I think it's apparent by now that there are no brakes on this train. I mean, sure, was Sean muted for the first 15 seconds? Yeah he was. But its that kind of charm that makes us who we are. Ever think you'd like to put a baby in your girlfriends mom? We cover some news on someone who did, plus is girlfriend.

The way is shut - be warned! The audio is quiet on Jake's end, we have absolutely no supervision, Jake and I stay on topic as well as we always do and I'm gonna guess its going to be painful to listen to. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this one. The way is shut! 

We gather here on this day of our lord to bring forth onto you the House of Waffle, and its many truths. Yay, though I walk through the valley of candy canes, I fear no policeman. So sayth the waitress. Also Iceland be crazy you guys, I'm not kidding about that.

Hooters files for bankruptcy, but they say their food is better. We aren't buying it literally or figuratively, but Hooters is in trouble either way. Vegans get no respect; that is correct. Remy Lacroix is still super hot. 

Sean was out doing parenting things and so we gathered to chew bubble gum and chuck phalluses. And we are all out of bubble gum. Thats right ya'll that's how we roll.

We actually had a bunch of news and admin stuff plus some letters to read this cast - we did none of it. Instead we had real conversation about real stuff and did what we do best, veer off into the weeds. Strap in boys and girls we get into it with the desert of the real!

Get on her level son! No really she's way up there, like 8 feet tall at least. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna scale that tower like a man or let her pass you by? Well we know Sean's answer but how about the rest of you?

Have you ever stumbled upon waffles in the wild? Perhaps pancakes are your thing? Either way, we recommend eating them with someone spicy. Please join us for Baked Alaska and blowdryers by state, all under the supervision of our own mistress of air and darkness. Yep, buckle in kids its gonna be a show.

We cover super timely news, Rita tells us how to keep beef under control and Sean goes to a strip club. We've pretty much got it all this cast. 

Welcome to cast 600. Thats right my friends we have been doing this cast so many times the odometer kicked over with some zeros behind it again. We love you and thank you for listening. 

Welcome to the show this week and as always we thank you for being here! This week We take a look at Bonnie Blue and her challenge to sleep with over one thousand men at a time. Thats a lot of swinging cods in one place. We also have a few other news items and though Jake could not be on mic this week Abby joined us!

We are so excited to have Todd from Yanks.com on the show this week! We were very excited to hear what was going on over at Yanks as its Amatuer girls playing on camera that is one hundred percent produced by women. Yep, to say the least we were into it! With Sean out this week Beef, Rita and a rather sick sounding Jake lead the way and did great! We can't wait for you to listen!

Join us this week as we welcome back Brad Guigar to the show! It's been a bit since we had Brad with us but as always he was fantastic to talk to and we cover everything from the state of modern NSFW art to truck nuts because that's just how we roll!

Is there a guest this week? Strangely no, there is not but that's only because we had a doubleheader with the Bonus cast and had to record and have Sean quick-turn the bonus for you guys to enjoy. In the meantime we got Abby back for this week and have a full crew for you to enjoy! 

We are tickled to death to talk to our guest Gal Mariya this week. She is thoughtful and unbelievably well-spoken so basically, the opposite of your boys. However, we did have a great time talking with her about what she has going on and human sexuality in general. 

We didn't know what to expect when guest Piper Press joined the cast today. What we got was a perfect time. Piper turns out to be a mommy with the sexy appeal of a milf, dirty talk, and an astonishingly keen mind. As you might expect Sean and Jake were super into it and a good time was had by all! We can't wait for you to take listen!

This week on the show we feature the lovely and talented guest Nicole Aria who has skills we can't believe - also she loves dogs which means we love her.

What does it take to get Sean's attention? As it turns out that's pretty simple just be a bit shattered in the brain and he's in. However we do cover other things in this episode like the Balldo! Yep, not kidding, you won't believe what you are supposed to do with it and all three guys and the girl on the show said - no